Guess who?

[pst62]

Hahahaha More fun with the East Sussex jester.
[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kay-P-bass-neck-for-spares-repair-with-original-Kay-tuners-/190707391787?pt=UK_Guitar_Accessories&hash=item2c670bdd2b#ht_500wt_1203"]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kay-P-bass-neck-for-spares-repair-with-original-Kay-tuners-/190707391787?pt=UK_Guitar_Accessories&hash=item2c670bdd2b#ht_500wt_1203[/url]

[KiOgon]

[size=4][color=#000000]Mark D Phillips....... (Guitar fixer)[/color]

[color=#000000]- - - - well you didn't 'fix' this one did you [/color][/size][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=1] [/size][/font][/color]

Edited August 4, 2012 by KiOgon

[pst62]

[quote name='KiOgon' timestamp='1344082936' post='1759508']
[color=#000000]Mark D Phillips....... (Guitar fixer)[/color]

[color=#000000]- - - - well you didn't 'fix' this one did you [/color][color=#000000][font=Arial][size=1] [/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]
lol

"I was heavy handed and snapped the end of the truss rod off!" (oh the mental images that conjures up)

Edited August 4, 2012 by pst62

[discreet]

Bill Turnbull..?

[Happy Jack]

Snapped the truss-rod while re-stringing ... WTF?

Last time I looked, truss-rods were made of steel.

[Chris Horton]

The guy is a guenie's arse

[LukeFRC]

do you think we should just have one thread for this fella?

[noelk27]

[quote name='LukeFRC' timestamp='1344113672' post='1760102']do you think we should just have one thread for this fella?[/quote]
You mean pinned? If so, then can I suggest we entitle the thread "Mahogany". If that's a touch obscure, then perhaps "Zero fret". Or we could just have a poll to decide the title, there are bound to be so many others with favourite phrases mined from his listings.

[Ashborygirl]

Concavity gets my vote.

[Stacker]

[quote name='Ashborygirl' timestamp='1344177522' post='1760718']
Concavity gets my vote.
[/quote]

Easily! The best!!

[noelk27]

I'm quite fond of "Badger the Bodger", because it's all a bit like kiddies TV, watching his listings.

[LukeFRC]

[quote name='noelk27' timestamp='1344176762' post='1760710']
You mean pinned? If so, then can I suggest we entitle the thread "Mahogany". If that's a touch obscure, then perhaps "Zero fret". Or we could just have a poll to decide the title, there are bound to be so many others with favourite phrases mined from his listings.
[/quote]

seriously I don't think it would need to be pinned to be near the top

[noelk27]

Yea, but it might help us find it, given that he currently has four threads racking up all our post counts.

[chrismuzz]

Tuner paddles

There's a new one

[MB1]

MB1.
Broken Truss rod?
"Well Rose! looks like its gonna need a small engineering fiddle?"

Edited August 6, 2012 by MB1

[noelk27]

[quote name='Johnston' timestamp='1344201997' post='1761289']Does the EBAY and for sale section increase the post count?

I thought they were like off topic?[/quote]
The "active posts" count on your profile, yes, I think so. But not the post count displayed under your avatar.

[discreet]

[quote name='chrismuzz' timestamp='1344201990' post='1761288']
Tuner paddles[/quote]

They are actually a thing, of course - to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Though technically these are 'paddle tuners' and don't look anything like the tuners in the listing. Still...



Mmmm... 'paddle tuners', aarrrgghhh...

Edited August 6, 2012 by discreet

[chrismuzz]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1344268524' post='1761989']
They are actually a thing, of course - to give him the benefit of the doubt.
[/quote]

Mind how you go, he'll be calling them 'tuning forks' next

[discreet]

Or 'turny things'.

[yorks5stringer]

A small tuning fiddle?

[the hand of john curley]

First thing I do in the morning is grab my coffee and read all the MDP threads, I then spend the day inanely chuckling as remember little snippets! No matter how much of a tw*t he is, he's damn entertaining! Even if it is unintentional !!! Right I'm off to file the nut off the kids £10 Toys R Us guitars, give the necks some concavity, slap some beeswax on them then stick em on the bay for £700 each. They are just like the ones Eric Claptons nephews, next door neighbours mate might have played.
Dr H Shipman (deceased)

[the boy]

[quote name='chrismuzz' timestamp='1344275135' post='1762127']


Mind how you go, he'll be calling them 'tuning forks' next
[/quote]
Or flat tuning spoons not suitable for soup. Perhaps sugar if handled carefully.