Good one/two line lyrics...

[Lfalex v1.1]

They can be incisive or deep and meaningful, famous/published or your own originals. Quote your sources and no plagiarism after the fact please!

I'll start with:

"What do you mean I'm not kind? Just not your kind." (Dave Mustaine, Megadeth)

"It doesn't matter what you say.... ' cos they'll always find some meaning in it anyway." (Henry Rollins, The Rollins Band)

[xgsjx]

"I am a poet, I am very fond of bananas" - the uncertainty of the poet - Kurt Elling

[gary mac]

"If it's not one thing, it's your Mother" from the Squeeze track, Walk Away.

[MiltyG565]

"arra nagh nei, narrah ney naw, aanar an nah!" kurt cobain.

[MiltyG565]

(quote may not be accurate. any representation of any person living or dead is purely coincidental.)

[pst62]

Bands, those funny little plans, that never work quite right. (Holes by Mercury Rev)


Compassion and emotion are our most important safety values,
If we lose them, then ‘we lose’ the vitality of life itself. (This is The A.L.F. by Conflict)

Edited August 11, 2012 by pst62

[bobbass4k]

"All of your friends are c***s, your mother is a ballpoint pen thief"- mclusky, Gareth Brown Says

"Where others float, you and I crash land" - Oceansize, Savant

[BottomE]

"Making water flow uphill - is it possible?
Someone did it years ago - i think it was a Chinese man"

Mr Smith

[arthurhenry]

"Send the chamber pot back down the line, to be filled up again." Two fingers, Jethro Tull.

[Skol303]

"Jesus was a black man,
No Jesus was Batman"

Shaun Ryder, Black Grape... deep and meaningful as ever ;-)

[Lozz196]

No, that was Bruce Wayne!

[Cosmo Valdemar]

"Don't give me no lip, I got enough of my own" - Steven Tyler, Aerosmith, Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)

"I don't want to live forever - but apparently I am" - Lemmy, Motorhead, Ace of Spades (live version)

[seashell]

'f*** you, I wont do what you tell me.'
RATM

Edited August 11, 2012 by seashell

[Shambo]

Gotta see the empires tallest building, where the planes shot that big monkey, and they killed him. City Lights by the Flamin Groovies.

[BigAlonBass]

When I think of all the good time that's been wasted, having good times." Good Times by The Animals.






(Well, it made ME think all those years ago!)

[paul torch]

One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feet's too long.

Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool

[Big_Stu]

If you believe, all you hear.
Don't live in doubt, live in fear.

Krys Mason, Confessor, 1980.

[paul torch]

Boing, boom-tchack.
Kraftwerk

[paul_5]

"Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em, that I got no cerebellum" - Teenage Lobotomy by The Ramones.

[flyfisher]

"If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all" - Born Under A Bad Sign/Albert King (written by Booker T I believe)

"I Started Out With Nothing, And I Still Got Most Of It Left" - Seasick Steve

"Time Flies Like An Arrow, Fruit Flies Like A Banana" - Groucho Marx (OK, it's not a song lyric but it should have been!)

[Count Bassy]

"What the hell, bad eggs don't smell, (when they're glossed with sleek perfume)." - Hung up down / Family.

And from the same stable

"What is the point, You'll never win. They're up at your throats before you begin." - Good News Bad news

Edited August 11, 2012 by Count Bassy

[RhysP]

"She started to undress, what a shock to see,
padded bra, blonde wig, not much left for me"

"Don't Make No Promises (Your Body Can't Keep) - The Scorpions.

[paul torch]

Gimme an ooh, gimme another ooh, gimme one more ooh, put them together and what have you got?

Goodies - Funky Gibbon

[bobbass4k]

Few more Oceansize ones (hey, I can't help it if Vennart's a lyrical genius....):

"Well junkie says is not what junkie do" - New Pin

"Feathernest, invest and gain, shiny brass is milk and grain, and yours is to just sustain and chip away with haste" - Ornament/The last wrongs

"And did you know, that everything you touch is blessed and all the richer. for your love a better being. If I display just a fraction of the soul you shared in this world, then I know I'll see you again" - Music For A Nurse

And of course some more Falco:

"My band is better than your band, we got more songs than a song convention" - mclusky, to hell with good intentions

"First we organise the parents, then we arm them with our jam, next we send them to environmental health inspectors while we make our stand: No free lunch" - Future of the Left, destroywhitchurch.com

"I can't let something as french as fear determine this insecurity" - FOTL, with apologies to Emily Pankhurst

"What kind of orgy leaves a sense of deeper love?" - FOTL, you need satan more than he needs you

Hmm, that's a lot, oh well, lyrics is nice.

[Happy Jack]

I'm sorry that I doubted you, I was so unfair.
You were in a car-crash and you lost your hair.

[i]Don't Pass Me By,[/i] The Beatles