Would you answer this ad??

[waynepunkdude]

[quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1349290718' post='1824410']
its been deleted??
[/quote]

I think he deleted it when I outwitted him.


[quote name='billyapple' timestamp='1349290843' post='1824411']
Class. BTW, I was in Tunbridge Wells today. That round you're way?
[/quote]

It's close but because of the roads it takes about an hour.

[ogri]

pukka thread mate, made me smile.
go on, poke lanky with a stick again....

[waynepunkdude]

Been banned from posting

[Mr. Foxen]

Upload the screenshot and tag them in it. Everyone, not just Wayne.

[daz]

[quote name='NancyJohnson' timestamp='1349214937' post='1823561']
I wouldn't want to be in a band with anyone who uses [i]there [/i]where they should be using [i]their[/i].
P
[/quote]

Correctamundo. I hate it when people don't now there grammar.

[TheGreek]

[quote name='philparker' timestamp='1349215231' post='1823570']
Shouldn''t that be 'demoted' to second guitar?!
[/quote]

No...it's simply "demoted to guitar"

[NancyJohnson]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' timestamp='1349290226' post='1824403']
I was just having fun with these guys.


[/quote]

Wayne, I f2cking dig you.
P

[Dood]

[quote name='NancyJohnson' timestamp='1349214937' post='1823561']
I wouldn't want to be in a band with anyone who uses [i]there [/i]where they should be using [i]their[/i].
P
[/quote]

Likewise.

[KevB]

So, Wayne, did they give you an audition for the bass job or not then?

[the_skezz]

Wayne's just been promoted to my favourite basschatter.

[spinynorman]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' timestamp='1349292837' post='1824444']
Been banned from posting
[/quote]

You should be proud.

[xgsjx]

[quote name='daz' timestamp='1349323714' post='1824715']
Correctamundo. I hate it when people don't now there grammar.
[/quote]

Why? I never new my grammer; she dyed when I where a kid.

[Musky]

[quote name='NancyJohnson' timestamp='1349214937' post='1823561']
I wouldn't want to be in a band with anyone who uses [i]there [/i]where they should be using [i]their[/i].
P
[/quote]
Or in a band that corrects 'you' to [i]you're[/i] instead of [i]your[/i].

[TimR]

They're is some weird stuff going on with autocorrect at the moment. Earlier on I wrote their instead of there in a thread and I'm one of those people who hates it when people don't know which one to use.

Wayne that's a good one, I think you went in for the kill a bit early, could have been worth some mileage.

Anyone else bored going to have a go?

[The Dark Lord]

[quote name='bluejay' timestamp='1349284921' post='1824331']

Wha'??? Erm... Priest? Metallica? Megadeth? Just about any other legendary metal band? And Maiden have even got [b]three[/b] guitarists, FFS...
[/quote]

I [u][i]personally [/i][/u]have never seen the point in a second guitarist. I don't really like the bands that you have mentioned. I would add another instrument instead - keys or horns perhaps - even a backing singer.

I agree there is always an exception - Thin Lizzy for example - but generally not for me.

[xgsjx]

[quote name='The Dark Lord' timestamp='1349423144' post='1826036']
I [u][i]personally [/i][/u]have never seen the point in a second guitarist. I don't really like the bands that you have mentioned. I would add another instrument instead - keys or horns perhaps - even a backing singer.

I agree there is always an exception - Thin Lizzy for example - but generally not for me.
[/quote]

Some bands do use 2 guitarists to really good effect, but it's getting 2 guitarists that can compliment one another & knowing when not to play, which is hard!
Most of the bands I've played in with 2 guitarists have been a bit noisy as one of them tends to noodle all the way through the vocal parts as opposed to doing something creative (not all have been like that though).

[jaydentaku]

if he is 6 foot 7, then they all are, judging by their pictures.

[thunderbird13]

[quote name='The Dark Lord' timestamp='1349423144' post='1826036']
I [u][i]personally [/i][/u]have never seen the point in a second guitarist. I don't really like the bands that you have mentioned. I would add another instrument instead - keys or horns perhaps - even a backing singer.

I agree there is always an exception - Thin Lizzy for example - but generally not for me.
[/quote]

Quite a lot of exceptions :

Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Metallica
Lynard Skynard
Green Day
The Pixies
Talking Heads
G& R
My Bloody Valentine
etc etc

although in fairness it seems to work better in rock

Edited October 5, 2012 by thunderbird13

[Low End Bee]

Two guitarists works well of they're very different and give each other space.
The Clash and the Members for instance.
I don't like any of your list TB13

[Dave Vader]

[quote name='thunderbird13' timestamp='1349426820' post='1826077']

Lynard Skynard

[/quote]

Lynyrd Skynyrd had 3 guitarists, and made it work.

[The Dark Lord]

[quote name='thunderbird13' timestamp='1349426820' post='1826077']
Quite a lot of exceptions :

Judas Priest (Rose tinted glasses. If you go back and look and listen to these people, you'll realise they were awful. Would sound better with no instruments).
Iron Maiden (A bit noisy)
Metallica (Very noisy and hairy)
Lynard Skynard (Hippies now in nursing homes with their fans)
Green Day (Doesn't need the other guy who doesn't do much. Great band though).
The Pixies (Who?)
Talking Heads (My Byrne is a hero, Tina is accidentally the hottest thing. Doesn't really need two guitars this stuff. Great band)
G& R (Other guy does crash chords)
My Bloody Valentine (Who?)
etc etc

although in fairness it seems to work better in rock
[/quote]

I jest (mostly) ...... as I said, I'd rather do it a different way.

Most of us on here (I suppose) play the pub / club circuit. With a live drummer in a pub / club, there really is no need for a second guitar to fill the sound. It is very rare that I see a second guitar that is doing much to justify being there.

Just not for me.

[thunderbird13]

[quote name='Low End Bee' timestamp='1349427053' post='1826083']
I don't like any of your list TB13
[/quote]

I did it just to annoy you

[thunderbird13]

[quote name='The Dark Lord' timestamp='1349429590' post='1826129']
I jest (mostly) ...... as I said, I'd rather do it a different way.

Most of us on here (I suppose) play the pub / club circuit. With a live drummer in a pub / club, there really is no need for a second guitar to fill the sound. It is very rare that I see a second guitar that is doing much to justify being there.

Just not for me.
[/quote]

Sorry wasnt having a go - personally I think its fair enough if its a singer who strums a few chords on a Tele just to fill the sound out and help them keep time. 2 dedicated guitarists is a bit more ermm specialist

[thunderbird13]

anyway back OT - yes I would apply for this as I would assume that the ad is toungue in cheek

[xgsjx]

[quote name='Low End Bee' timestamp='1349427053' post='1826083']
Two guitarists works well of they're very different and give each other space.
The Clash and the Members for instance.
I don't like any of your list TB13
[/quote]

You don't like Talking Heads?

You're weird, you are!