What brand are the Emperors new clothes ?

[Beedster]

Reissues

[BetaFunk]

[quote name='LiamPodmore' timestamp='1355752441' post='1902157']


Does anything else need to be said other than that picture?

Liam
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Only two words....................Jonas Hellborg

[jaydentaku]

[longtimefred]

Ernie Ball Cobalt Strings. What a load of junk! only difference is the way they make your hands smell!

and yes those STUPID chunks of wood people are putting between their pickups! seriously no need for that crap.

[jaydentaku]

[Lfalex v1.1]

^ The strap or the single-cut?
(or both?)

[Muzz]

Or the smock? Or the beard-plait?

[jaydentaku]

Wel, I was referring to the strap. I have a single-cut, so I can hardly include that.

The smock and plait or inexcusable, but unfortunately not bass related.

[jaydentaku]

[BassPimp66]

[quote name='jaydentaku' timestamp='1355767862' post='1902504']

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What's stupid and expensive here?
(1) the guy wearing 2 straps, instead of 1
(2) the guy buying hair conditionner to take care of his incredibly long goatee

[Black Coffee]

[quote name='BassPimp66' timestamp='1355777298' post='1902701']
What's stupid and expensive here?
(1) the guy wearing 2 straps, instead of 1
(2) the guy buying hair conditionner to take care of his incredibly long goatee
[/quote]

It's just all wrong looking. If it was scratch and sniff would it be head and shoulders and goat ?

[BassPimp66]

[quote name='bassman344' timestamp='1355782017' post='1902778']
It's just all wrong looking. If it was scratch and sniff would it be head and shoulders and goat ?
[/quote]

[my grandma's coffee table] + [head and shoulders shampoo] + [goat cheese] + [wet dog]

[ashevans09]

[quote name='Musicman20' timestamp='1355698871' post='1901655']
Got to agree that the first time I tried one (unplugged) it didn't feel right...
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Fair enough, I can see how the neck could feel really wrong, it's very... flat, if that's the correct way to put. Hard to describe. Got to say I love mine though (when it's working...)

[risingson]

[quote name='BassPimp66' timestamp='1355777298' post='1902701']
What's stupid and expensive here?
(1) the guy wearing 2 straps, instead of 1
(2) the guy buying hair conditionner to take care of his incredibly long goatee
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That would be Damien Erskine (Peter's son!). Questionable use of beard-platting but an absolutely lovely guy and although he's not completely my kind of player, a great musician too.

[Doddy]

[quote name='risingson' timestamp='1355784760' post='1902822']
That would be Damien Erskine (Peter's son!).
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He's actually Peter's nephew. Awesome player....one of my favourites at the minute.

[risingson]

[quote name='Doddy' timestamp='1355785147' post='1902833']
He's actually Peter's nephew. Awesome player....one of my favourites at the minute.
[/quote]

Apologies, yeh that's right. His lessons on YT can be incredibly informative, I like the fact he's obviously a good player but is equally out to help people too. Just strikes me as a good thing for him to be doing.

[Spike Vincent]

[quote name='jaydentaku' timestamp='1355736563' post='1901857']

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Where can I get me one?

[Spike Vincent]

[quote name='LiamPodmore' timestamp='1355752441' post='1902157']


Does anything else need to be said other than that picture?

Liam
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Yes.
Slade.

[ash]

[quote name='jaydentaku' timestamp='1355767862' post='1902504']

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It's a bass bra!

[shizznit]

[quote name='bertbass' timestamp='1355693276' post='1901501']
[size=4][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][b]Sonuus B2M Bass Midi Interface.[/b][/font][/size]
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I had one of these for 1 day and sold it the next. Total waste of money. The thing just doesn't accurately track the notes you are playing and loses signal on notes below G2 (if you are lucky), which kinda misses the point of playing a bass. The person I sold it to thought so too, but he sold it after 3 days! Quite an achievement.

[Mr. Foxen]

Any brand that is a bought classic name attached to things with nothing to do with the reason that name had respect.

[BassPimp66]

[quote name='shizznit' timestamp='1355793939' post='1902953']
I had one of these for 1 day and sold it the next. Total waste of money. The thing just doesn't accurately track the notes you are playing and loses signal on notes below G2 (if you are lucky), which kinda misses the point of playing a bass. The person I sold it to thought so too, but he sold it after 3 days! Quite an achievement.
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Sonnus have come up with a GBP 200 wah pedal ... I bet you want to buy it !

[Mykesbass]

Emperor's New Clothes? Surely this man is the Emperor's tailor: [url="http://basschat.co.uk/topic/190191-guess-who/"]http://basschat.co.uk/topic/190191-guess-who/[/url]

[Black Coffee]

This is classic.
Surely this guy isn't seriously believing all he says.
Pure entertainment..
Especially the white felt from Holland. That was a gem. I'm sure the Dutch are as bewildered as I am.

[mckendrick]

[quote name='risingson' timestamp='1355784760' post='1902822']
That would be Damien Erskine (Peter's son!). Questionable use of beard-platting but an absolutely lovely guy and although he's not completely my kind of player, a great musician too.
[/quote]
But he just LOOKS such an onanist.