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"There's no money past the fifth fret" - some old bass man whose name I can't remember.

"Play your originals like they're covers and play the covers like they're originals" - Something I've never quite understood by someone else whose name escapes me.

"Heckle all you like, we didn't pay a fiver to see [i]you[/i]" - drummer and friend Iain Nicholson to a dissatisfied punter in 1982

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[quote name='skankdelvar' timestamp='1358437519' post='1939151']
"There's no money past the fifth fret" - some old bass man whose name I can't remember.
[/quote]
Victor Bailey's dad.

He told him he should get his first five frets to be made of solid gold before he plays past them

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' find a guitar where the neck feels right and that's your guitar - anything else can be sorted out with a screwdriver , a soldering iron and a spray gun'. - Pat travers.

and one of my own -

Punter - 'Ha - do you get paid to look like that?'
Moi - 'Yep - out of your pocket , you average ****'

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[quote name='xgsjx' timestamp='1358318639' post='1936806']
When laying down some tracks in the studio & the soundy doing mic placement, Eric the drummer said....

"You can't polish a jobby"
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True but you can roll it in glitter, Dahhling!!

that said,

Norris Mcwirter (he of the Guiness book of records/ record breakers) said of his old (scottish) gran, who was on her death bed, that, despite her scottish heritage and advanced years, she had never been in the same room as bagpipes were played.

Well, one Player was duly hired and brought to the old ladys room and he played an emotive peice on the pipes.

once finished Norris asked his old gran what she tought of the inspiring sound of the Pipes? she replied

" Och, its good theres nae smell aff them too!"

Priceless

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[quote name='lowdown' timestamp='1358332927' post='1937010']
I like to think of [b]Sir[/b] Thomas Beecham as more than just 'Orchestra conductor'.... :lol:
He just came up with so many funny, funny quotes.
One of the best for silver tongued acid humour.

Garry
[/quote]

I could only remember the quote, not who actually said it... :blush:

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[quote name='matski' timestamp='1358498830' post='1940140']
I could only remember the quote, not who actually said it... :blush:
[/quote]

If you like that one, you might find some of his other quotes amusing.

A few here....
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/sir_thomas_beecham/

[url="http://blog.gaiam.com/quotes/authors/sir-thomas-beecham"]http://blog.gaiam.co...-thomas-beecham[/url]

[url="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/t/thomas_beecham.html"]http://www.brainyquo...as_beecham.html[/url]


Garry

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[quote name='spike' timestamp='1358502156' post='1940235']
The spaces between the notes are as important as the notes themselves.
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Literally just wrote something similar on twitter.

I think it was more like this actually-

"The more i listen, the more i realise the notes that aren't played are as great as the ones that are".

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