SOLD !!!

[The Dark Lord]

Sold for twice what it was worth.

[size=3][i]But I've deleted all of the info - so you don't know what it was or how much it sold for![/i][/size]

[merlin]

would of paid more...

[oggiesnr]

Hey man, I asked you to hold that for me for three weeks until my cheque* came through.

Steve

* grant/wage/dole/commission - delete as appropriate

[BassTractor]

Impossible! It was the best one on here!


best,
bert

Edited February 9, 2013 by BassTractor

[xgsjx]

What colour was it?

[BassTractor]

Pics, please?

[BassTractor]

... and details, please?

[discreet]

It was a small votive bust of Fiona Bruce and it sold for £8.56.

[BassTractor]

Is your hedhegog vulva for sale?

[Marvin]

I always seem to miss out on these

[discreet]

[quote name='BassTractor' timestamp='1360444424' post='1970672']
Is your hedhegog vulva for sale?
[/quote]

Eeurgh! It's not a hedgehog vulva! It's a cross between a pine cone and an echidna's ringpiece.
You can have it for £4.32.

Edited February 9, 2013 by discreet

[BassTractor]

Ah. Thanks.
Never mind then. Didn't like that low frequency anyway.

BTW, twas too tachy/glossi as well.
(Thanks, Wikipedia!)

Edited February 9, 2013 by BassTractor

[rushbo]

I saw a cheaper one on Gumtree.

[discreet]

[quote name='rushbo' timestamp='1360444953' post='1970687']
I saw a cheaper one on Gumtree.
[/quote]

Comments about price should be sent via PM.

[Dingus]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1360444339' post='1970670']
It was a small votive bust of Fiona Bruce and it sold for £8.56.
[/quote]

...mmmm ! Fiona Bruce ! I tried to show her something old and wrinkly when Antiques Roadshow came to town but instead of a proper valuation for insurance purposes all I ended up with was a Police Caution and a restraining order .

[discreet]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1360445446' post='1970700']
Fiona Bruce! I tried to show her something old and wrinkly when Antiques Roadshow came to town...
[/quote]

Was it her dad, Ken Bruce?

[Dingus]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1360445557' post='1970703']
Was it her dad, Ken Bruce?
[/quote]

No , Jack Bruce !

[discreet]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1360445616' post='1970705']
No , Jack Bruce !
[/quote]

Trying to think of a way to mention Robert the Bruce, but I can't.

[discreet]

Then there's the famous Bruce Dickinson, son of David Dickinson. See how I kept the antiques thing going? Eh? Eh?

[Dingus]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1360445834' post='1970711']
Trying to think of a way to mention Robert the Bruce, but I can't.
[/quote]

I would like to work Bruce Forsyth into this somehow , but I'm just not that clever .

[Dingus]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1360445907' post='1970713']
Then there's the famous Bruce Dickinson, son of David Dickinson. See how I kept the antiques thing going? Eh? Eh?
[/quote]

David Dickinson - one of my role models , like Jack Bruce . That's some kind of connection , at least . ( In the sense that I want to be an immaculately dressed and slightly orange virtuoso bass guitarist , rather than that I want to be a Scottish antiques dealer ) .

[discreet]

That's weird, because I want to be a slightly orange immaculate Scotsman and antique bass guitarist.
I think it's time for my meds now.

[Fat Rich]

I think it was a black US Precision, a strap on, and a rock.

Or something like that.

[bobbass4k]

Shame it didn't have (delete as appropriate):

(1/2/7.4) (more/less) (strings/pickups/necks/severed whale penises superglued to it) or I'd have (bitten/sawed) your (arm/face/coffee table) (off/in half)

[barkin]

P's me off too, TBH.