MiltyG565 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 [quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1362158107' post='1996624'] yeah, and what about the short fat hairy legs, dude? [/quote] Well i would be insulting him as much as myself there, so i thought i would leave it. He does have wile wile sexy legs though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mep Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) [quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1362141915' post='1996316'] He looks like the sort of tosser who pretends to be a wild child at the gates of oblivion but then goes out to work as a bank clerk. As far back as 1982 I was at least making an effort to look as if I'd come round your house , throw up on your carpet , eat the contents of your freezer as a milk shake and f*** your dog. [/quote] I nominate this as quote of thread, month and so far this year! Keep away from my dog. Edited March 1, 2013 by mep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Stepping out with a cappucino waistcoat, tiny bass cab & ill-matched t-shirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 [quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362166091' post='1996759'] Stepping out with a cappucino waistcoat, tiny bass cab & ill-matched t-shirt! [/quote] So it's true, then - if you're thin you can wear anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1362166243' post='1996765'] So it's true, then - if you're thin you can wear anything! [/quote] The bass hides the arse! Not that thin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 [quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362166091' post='1996759'] Stepping out with a cappucino waistcoat, tiny bass cab & ill-matched t-shirt! [/quote] I was going to say that the outfit makes you look like a girl ... then I realised it's the fact that you are a girl that makes you look like a girl , the waistcoat is just incidental . Lucky escape from a potentially embarassing mistake . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 [quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362168417' post='1996815'] The bass hides the arse! Not that thin! [/quote] Huh! I'd have to play one of these to hide [i]my [/i]arse: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362169181' post='1996827'] I was going to say that the outfit makes you look like a girl ... then I realised it's the fact that you are a girl that makes you look like a girl , the waistcoat is just incidental . Lucky escape from a potentially embarassing mistake . [/quote] This is my dads 1970s waistcoat, so not exactly a feminine choice of dress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1362169635' post='1996832'] Huh! I'd have to play one of these to hide [i]my [/i]arse: [/quote] Mistake, Mark. It's your [b]left[/b] ham that is the biggest. That's what mirrors will do for you, eh? best, bert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='KevB' timestamp='1362130082' post='1996067'] Did someone mention waistcoats? Look, it was a blues rock band OK?... [/quote] That guitarist should be a lesson to us all. When you leave the house for a gig and your wife says "You're not going dressed like that are you?" It's a statement not a question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='TimR' timestamp='1362228240' post='1997224'] When you leave the house for a gig and your wife says "You're not going dressed like that are you?" [size=4]It's a statement, not a question.[/size] [/quote] Some brave soul should start a 'What was I thinking wearing this in public?' thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 And what's wrong with waistcoats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='tauzero' timestamp='1362229703' post='1997253'] And what's wrong with waistcoats? [/quote] [size=4] Nothing obviously - if you've got the right wig to go with it - and some string.[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonybassplayer Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Been laughing at the waistcoat piccies but just remembered I used to do it !! Not sure I have pics but even worse I think I have it on video !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodaxe Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='iceonaboy' timestamp='1362234636' post='1997340']Can you still get these padded shirts?[/quote] Greggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 (edited) [quote name='iceonaboy' timestamp='1362246068' post='1997538'] ...how the f*** did he manage to lug a video camera about in 1987? It must have been huge! [/quote] It could have been the '[i]highly portable'[/i] 1987 Fisher-Price PXL2000 video kit! Complete with 'Action Strap'. Edited March 2, 2013 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonybassplayer Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Sadly my fashion disaster wasn't circa 1987more like 2003 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 January 1994 - the Legend Begins..... Girl meets waistcoat, two years previous to buying her first bass guitar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Fast Forward 2 years, 1996. Bass guitar & dodgy free mcdonalds sunglasses added to the mix.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 (edited) Last one I promise! 2010 and the whole package is fully realised.....minus specs, but it was dark in there! Edited March 2, 2013 by WhoNeedsYou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362254812' post='1997710'] Last one I promise! 2010 and the whole package is fully realised.....minus specs, but it was dark on there! [/quote] Whoever is colouring your hair is doing a very good job - you look like a natural blonde . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362254966' post='1997713'] Whoever is colouring your hair is doing a very good job - you look like a natural blonde . [/quote] Amazing what you can get in Aldi these days eh ? ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362254812' post='1997710'] Last one I promise! 2010 and the whole package is fully realised.....minus specs, but it was dark in there! [/quote] Entirely credible, but illusion is let down by the pink cables. They don't match your nails. Shameful..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoNeedsYou Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1362257377' post='1997755'] Entirely credible, but illusion is let down by the pink cables. They don't match your nails. Shameful..! [/quote] Nowt goes unnoticed here, you lot are just too sharp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 [quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362256844' post='1997747'] Amazing what you can get in Aldi these days eh ? ;-) [/quote] I can get a natural blonde in Aldi ?!! Why didn't I think of looking there years ago ? If it weren't too late to cancel the arrangements I'd be sending that internet bride back to the Ukraine right now . Oh well , I suppose it serves me right for being a snob and shopping at Waitrose . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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