Mystery bassist - SOLVED!

[MiltyG565]

[quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1362158107' post='1996624']
yeah, and what about the short fat hairy legs, dude?
[/quote]

Well i would be insulting him as much as myself there, so i thought i would leave it.

He does have wile wile sexy legs though

[mep]

[quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1362141915' post='1996316']
He looks like the sort of tosser who pretends to be a wild child at the gates of oblivion but then goes out to work as a bank clerk.

As far back as 1982 I was at least making an effort to look as if I'd come round your house , throw up on your carpet , eat the contents of your freezer as a milk shake and f*** your dog.


[/quote]

I nominate this as quote of thread, month and so far this year!

Keep away from my dog.

Edited March 1, 2013 by mep

[WhoNeedsYou]

Stepping out with a cappucino waistcoat, tiny bass cab & ill-matched t-shirt!

[discreet]

[quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362166091' post='1996759']
Stepping out with a cappucino waistcoat, tiny bass cab & ill-matched t-shirt!
[/quote]

So it's true, then - if you're thin you can wear anything!

[WhoNeedsYou]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1362166243' post='1996765']


So it's true, then - if you're thin you can wear anything!
[/quote]
The bass hides the arse! Not that thin!

[Dingus]

[quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362166091' post='1996759']
Stepping out with a cappucino waistcoat, tiny bass cab & ill-matched t-shirt!
[/quote]

I was going to say that the outfit makes you look like a girl ... then I realised it's the fact that you are a girl that makes you look like a girl , the waistcoat is just incidental . Lucky escape from a potentially embarassing mistake .

[discreet]

[quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362168417' post='1996815']
The bass hides the arse! Not that thin!
[/quote]

Huh! I'd have to play one of these to hide [i]my [/i]arse:

[WhoNeedsYou]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362169181' post='1996827']


I was going to say that the outfit makes you look like a girl ... then I realised it's the fact that you are a girl that makes you look like a girl , the waistcoat is just incidental . Lucky escape from a potentially embarassing mistake .
[/quote]
This is my dads 1970s waistcoat, so not exactly a feminine choice of dress!

[BassTractor]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1362169635' post='1996832']
Huh! I'd have to play one of these to hide [i]my [/i]arse:
[/quote]

Mistake, Mark. It's your [b]left[/b] ham that is the biggest.
That's what mirrors will do for you, eh?

best,
bert

[TimR]

[quote name='KevB' timestamp='1362130082' post='1996067']
Did someone mention waistcoats?

Look, it was a blues rock band OK?...
[/quote]

That guitarist should be a lesson to us all.

When you leave the house for a gig and your wife says "You're not going dressed like that are you?"

It's a statement not a question.

[discreet]

[quote name='TimR' timestamp='1362228240' post='1997224']
When you leave the house for a gig and your wife says "You're not going dressed like that are you?" [size=4]It's a statement, not a question.[/size]
[/quote]

Some brave soul should start a 'What was I thinking wearing this in public?' thread.

[tauzero]

And what's wrong with waistcoats?

[discreet]

[quote name='tauzero' timestamp='1362229703' post='1997253']
And what's wrong with waistcoats?
[/quote]

[size=4] Nothing obviously - if you've got the right wig to go with it - and some string.[/size]

[tonybassplayer]

Been laughing at the waistcoat piccies but just remembered I used to do it !! Not sure I have pics but even worse I think I have it on video !!

[Bloodaxe]

[quote name='iceonaboy' timestamp='1362234636' post='1997340']Can you still get these padded shirts?[/quote]
Greggs?

[discreet]

[quote name='iceonaboy' timestamp='1362246068' post='1997538']
...how the f*** did he manage to lug a video camera about in 1987? It must have been huge!
[/quote]

It could have been the '[i]highly portable'[/i] 1987 Fisher-Price PXL2000 video kit!
Complete with 'Action Strap'.

Edited March 2, 2013 by discreet

[tonybassplayer]

Sadly my fashion disaster wasn't circa 1987more like 2003 lol

[WhoNeedsYou]

January 1994 - the Legend Begins.....
Girl meets waistcoat, two years previous to buying her first bass guitar!

[WhoNeedsYou]

Fast Forward 2 years, 1996.
Bass guitar & dodgy free mcdonalds sunglasses added to the mix....

[WhoNeedsYou]

Last one I promise! 2010 and the whole package is fully realised.....minus specs, but it was dark in there!

Edited March 2, 2013 by WhoNeedsYou

[Dingus]

[quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362254812' post='1997710']
Last one I promise! 2010 and the whole package is fully realised.....minus specs, but it was dark on there!
[/quote]

Whoever is colouring your hair is doing a very good job - you look like a natural blonde .

[WhoNeedsYou]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362254966' post='1997713']


Whoever is colouring your hair is doing a very good job - you look like a natural blonde .
[/quote]
Amazing what you can get in Aldi these days eh ? ;-)

[Dad3353]

[quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362254812' post='1997710']
Last one I promise! 2010 and the whole package is fully realised.....minus specs, but it was dark in there!
[/quote]

Entirely credible, but illusion is let down by the pink cables. They don't match your nails. Shameful..!

[WhoNeedsYou]

[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1362257377' post='1997755']


Entirely credible, but illusion is let down by the pink cables. They don't match your nails. Shameful..!


[/quote]
Nowt goes unnoticed here, you lot are just too sharp!

[Dingus]

[quote name='WhoNeedsYou' timestamp='1362256844' post='1997747']
Amazing what you can get in Aldi these days eh ? ;-)
[/quote]

I can get a natural blonde in Aldi ?!! Why didn't I think of looking there years ago ? If it weren't too late to cancel the arrangements I'd be sending that internet bride back to the Ukraine right now . Oh well , I suppose it serves me right for being a snob and shopping at Waitrose .