Mystery bassist - SOLVED!

[WhoNeedsYou]

Caramel blonde - may contain traces of horse DNA tho

[Dr.Dave]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362258831' post='1997779']
I can get a natural blonde in Aldi ?!!
[/quote]

That's how I got barred from Aldi..... mind you , I was checking the collar and cuffs matched.

[MiltyG565]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362258831' post='1997779']
I can get a natural blonde in Aldi ?!! Why didn't I think of looking there years ago ? If it weren't too late to cancel the arrangements I'd be sending that internet bride back to the Ukraine right now . Oh well , I suppose it serves me right for being a snob and shopping at Waitrose .
[/quote]

If you can afford to shop in waitrose, i can be a natural blonde for you

[discreet]

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1362313965' post='1998187']
If you can afford to shop in Waitrose, I can be a natural blonde for you...
[/quote]

Ee-urgh! Ee-urgh! Ee-urgh! Now then, now then young man as it happens...

[MiltyG565]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1362314274' post='1998196']
Ee-urgh! Ee-urgh! Ee-urgh! Now then, now then young man as it happens...
[/quote]

Lol, eh, what?

[discreet]

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1362314752' post='1998207']
Lol, eh, what?
[/quote]

Goodness gracious, guys 'n' gals - ee-urgh!
And so on and so forth. *Rattles jewellery - dons gold track suit, lights cigar, runs away*

[Dingus]

[quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1362312530' post='1998164']
That's how I got barred from Aldi..... mind you , I was checking the collar and cuffs matched.
[/quote]

That's Lidl behaviour , Dave .
[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1362313965' post='1998187']
If you can afford to shop in waitrose, i can be a natural blonde for you
[/quote]

I get most of my male escort work from women who frequent Waitrose - I can't afford [i]not [/i]to shop there .

Edited March 3, 2013 by Dingus

[TimR]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362328238' post='1998422']


That's Lidl behaviour , Dave .


I got most of my male escort work from women who frequent Waitrose - I can't afford [i]not [/i]to shop there .
[/quote]

My wife shops at Waitrose. I thought she was getting through the housekeeping money quickly!

[Donnyboy]

I was a waitrose virgin until today. Shocker.

[MiltyG565]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1362328238' post='1998422']
I get most of my male escort work from women who frequent Waitrose - I can't afford [i]not [/i]to shop there .
[/quote]

Ah right, ok.


[quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1362339255' post='1998656']
I was a waitrose virgin until today. Shocker.
[/quote]

I'll leave you 2 alone then.

[discreet]

Lidl has the most desperate women though, the sort I like. Or rather to be perfectly honest - the sort I get.

Sorry for the derailment - I'm going to blame Dingus and WhoNeedsYou.

[mep]

Ok. That's the 2nd derailment lately. Let's get back to the waistcosts!

[MiltyG565]

[quote name='mep' timestamp='1362346922' post='1998817']
waistcosts!
[/quote]

Ok then, a couple of general rules about waistcosts.

1- The bigger the waist, the cheaper they are (speaking in terms of those who might sell themselves for money)

2- The bigger the waist, the more they will cost (speaking in terms of a night out, particularly in a restaurant)

There's your waistcosts for you.

[TimR]

[quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1362339255' post='1998656']
I was a waitrose virgin until today. Shocker.
[/quote]

Nothing worse than getting taken up the cold aisle.

[stingrayPete1977]

I cant understand why anyone shops at Waitrose? You can burn money at home for free without even driving there!

[MiltyG565]

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1362347819' post='1998838']
I cant understand why anyone shops at Waitrose? You can burn money at home for free without even driving there!
[/quote]

Because you need to shop somewhere where other people speak like they have a mouth full of marbles i suppose?

I've never set foot in a waitrose. We don't have them here.

[Big_Stu]

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1362347819' post='1998838']
I cant understand why anyone shops at Waitrose? You can burn money at home for free without even driving there!
[/quote]

Their recent adverts claim to match Tesco for branded items. Couldn't say myself, there isn't one close enough to make it worthwhile.
So it's "Meatballs for dinner darling?" .........."Ne-e-e-igh lass, not again!"

[WhoNeedsYou]

I'm fresh outta waistcoats myself but.....

[Donnyboy]

[quote name='TimR' timestamp='1362347656' post='1998836']


Nothing worse than getting taken up the cold aisle.
[/quote]

[Donnyboy]

Is that the same as the drinks corridor ?

[EssentialTension]

[quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1362352152' post='1998930']
Is that the same as the drinks corridor ?
[/quote]
No, it's the same as the back passage.

[ivansc]

"I'm not a bass player, but I play one in bass magazines"

Just about sums it up.
Publishers are scared to have real bass players on their premises in case we break something falling over the drummer.

[stingrayPete1977]

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1362348246' post='1998844']


Because you need to shop somewhere where other people speak like they have a mouth full of marbles i suppose?

I've never set foot in a waitrose. We don't have them here.
[/quote]
If you add up your monthly shopping bill and send me 15 percent of that amount you can pretend you have been there!

[MiltyG565]

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1362428247' post='1999690']
If you add up your monthly shopping bill and send me 15 percent of that amount you can pretend you have been there!
[/quote]

What's 15% of £6.36?

[Wayne Firefly]

That my friends is Simon Quinlank, the king of hobbies and it looks like that week, his hobby was playing bass.......

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1xjcyyuDM0[/media]

Edited April 18, 2013 by Wayne Firefly