Big_Stu Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='JellyKnees' timestamp='1363191487' post='2009504'] Less an allergy, more a desire not to chunder copiously over my fellow travellers.[/quote] I've heard of that - that's "Chronic High-Fat Consumption Aversion Syndrome" - looks like you're in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 K Cider, Tramadol, e-fags, live in south east London, wear threadbare trackie bottoms and trainers to the pub [i]and [/i]rehearsals, hang out with MILFs during the school run, eat kebabs late at night..? [i]But also[/i] read [i]The Guardian[/i], watch 'Newsnight', 'Any Questions', BBC 4 and Sky Arts... son takes piano, guitar and karate lessons... a member of the National Trust, English Heritage and a Friend of the Royal Academy..? ...I'm a bit confused to be honest, Bruv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve G Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Chav club, not me. Reckon I’m more of a redneck. I drive a lifted 4x4 with big fat tyres, have a beard, wear tatty jeans or combats, boots are order of the day, got bits of car and other useful junk kicking around my yard. I like metal and rock music, drink beer and whiskey, and given the chance would be happy to shoot stuff and watch ladies mud wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='Steve G' timestamp='1363192627' post='2009541'] ...given the chance would be happy to shoot stuff and watch ladies mud wrestling. [/quote] I quite often shoot stuff while watching ladies mud wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mentalextra Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Wouldnt the 'chav Fender' be the poorly made chinese copy with the huge logo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Vader Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='mentalextra' timestamp='1363192889' post='2009551'] Wouldnt the 'chav Fender' be the poorly made chinese copy with the huge logo? [/quote] Insert 70s fender jokes here..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dave Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1363192439' post='2009535'] [i]But also[/i] read [i]The Guardian , watch newsnight , [/i] karate lessons... [/quote] Lotto results , John Prescott and cage fighting then - not looking good to be honest , chief ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1363193985' post='2009572'] Lotto results , John Prescott and cage fighting then - not looking good to be honest , chief ! [/quote] [size=4] I yam what I yam. Ug ug ug ug![/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger2611 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Would owning a Paisley Fender of any kind be the ultimate Chav weapon of choice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzneck Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 No way, Pedro - Black shirt and trousers from Tescos with a bitsa P bass in a coverish band, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSmolken Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Let's bump this thread for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyquipment Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I guess I qualify for this club. I play cheap bass into TE rig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 [quote name='tonyquipment' timestamp='1368189953' post='2074269'] I guess I qualify for this club. I play cheap bass into TE rig. [/quote] Does TE qualify as chav now ? That could make a lot of sense . I have often wondered why my neighbours seem to think I am a chav despite all apparent evidence to the contrary ( the irony is that I am actually of a more elevated social class than most of them , but you can't really say that out loud or people think you are a twat ) . I have used Trace stuff for nearly thirty years , and if it is in fact the Burberry / Kappa of bass amplification then I can see why they have tarred me with the chav brush . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyquipment Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I forget to mention its the old TE stuff lol you know the stuff which weighs like a house. But in its defence it sounds good. Clothes wise I don't think I am chav. I don't really wear sports gear. Oh actually. I have a sub in my car. Now that's chavvy!! Yeah. What? I like bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILL POSTERS Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I smoke, play a P in a tribute band, and drive a Vectra SRi with tinted windows and my own No. plate. Can I join pls ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telebass Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Join? You should immediately be voted Chairman! I also qualify, and additionally come from Essex. .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Ive ordered a replica precision bass in nitro from the bass doc so that makes me chav, i suppose. Its in nitro, so it'll relic up quickly, do i get extra credit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 [quote name='Geek99' timestamp='1368304341' post='2075583'] I've ordered a replica precision bass in nitro from the bass doc so that makes me chav, i suppose. [/quote] Congratulations! I have a Bass Doc P-Bass and very nice it is, too. Does this make me a chav? If so, why? [size=4] [/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowdowner Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 [quote name='Dr.Dave' timestamp='1363193985' post='2009572'] Lotto results , John Prescott and cage fighting then - not looking good to be honest , chief ! [/quote] Yes, and on another thread I think you admitted to preferring a vodka tonic with lime and ice (the latter two items gives the game away). Exclusion time methinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I have a general disdain for most "boutique" basses and "technique" enthusiasts. A similar kind of disdain that a regular chav would have for people smarter than them, who own tasteful things (although mine is justified ). I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Dave Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I'm knocking on the door of entry into this club , I fear. Just last week I went to get a bass case from my lock up just outside my front door......... but , if only for a moment , I went outside in joggers. Sorry. Last night not only did I talk to someone at the gig who had a tattoo on his neck and a skinny bird on the go with a 'Jordan' pink tracky on ( I said ' either buy a drink or don't stand in front of the f***ing bar' when , clearly , I could have just punched them) - but I also found a screwed up greggs pasty bag in my gig bag. I'm ashamed to admit I did eat it out of the bag while walking down the street - which should be life imprisonment in my book. In my defence I can only say that at least the bag was in my gig bag which means I didn't just chuck it in the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohn Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I'm a bit of a chav. I wear a watch. The very idea of having to know what time it is makes me realise how easy some bastards have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1368305106' post='2075598'] Congratulations! I have a Bass Doc P-Bass and very nice it is, too. Does this make me a chav? If so, why? [size=4] [/size] [/quote] Read first few posts ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted May 7, 2015 Author Share Posted May 7, 2015 When this thread was started I seem to remember there was a lot of looking down on covers , p basses etc going on the thread , that's the sort of thing that gets you in , sorry but the mainstream view of Burberry and joggers won't get you in, unless of course it's evolved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raslee Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I drive fast to gigs in my blacked out windows VW Touran...oh and I play a P bass in a covers band, and to seal membership I wear a blues brothers pork pie hat (with real pie) , red tie and red trainers ...innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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