Basschat Chav Club

[b7l4s]

I was waiting for someone to say yes (and hand it over) before apologising for not having any money until next week, and then lighting it anyway...

[Drax]

Surely Chav Bassist is an oxymoron. The moment you become a bassist, you can no longer be a chav, even if it's a BC Rich

[ChunkyMunky]

[b][size=5]U WOT M8[/size][/b]

[Rich]

Half of my entire family tree hails from Essex.
I have a silver sleeper in one ear.
I swear an awful f***ing lot and drop many, many Ts and Hs.
I have a P bass.
Am I in?

[seashell]

[quote name='Rich' timestamp='1431708659' post='2774225']
Half of my entire family tree hails from Essex.
I have a silver sleeper in one ear.
I swear an awful f***ing lot and drop many, many Ts and Hs.
I have a P bass.
Am I in?
[/quote]

No, you have tipped right over the edge of Chav and back into Cool. It's a sort of continuum.

[Dad3353]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1431716928' post='2774376']
No, you have tipped right over the edge of Chav and back into Cool. It's a sort of continuum.
[/quote]

Like this..?

[seashell]

Yes, but probably without the ants.

[paul h]

I like Superdry t-shirts.

According to one ex BC member that makes me the scummiest chav imaginable!

[Cameronj279]

[quote name='paul h' timestamp='1431718584' post='2774403']
I like Superdry t-shirts.

According to one ex BC member that makes me the scummiest chav imaginable!


[/quote]

I also like Superdry t-shirts...I also a most exclusively wear Adidas trainers.

think I'm doomed really.

[samBolshy]

I love cheap cider and bassline, does that count?

[Dave_the_bass]

As always, when it comes to social status issues, I find myself confused! Can someone check these stats and give me a verdict.

Basses: Cheap, second hand, Yamaha P/J basses (x2). Modified

Amp: Genz Benz Shuttlemax

Cabs: 2x Berg HD112 and 1x Berg HD212. Retro fitted with blue LED lights behind the grill.

Car: Volvo V60 D4 (bought new last year).
Ford Focus zetec (with optional sports handling pack) had it for 5 years now, doesn't get used much.
Toyota MR2 (10th anniversary edition) been sat in the garage since the kids came along
1972 BMW 2000ti. Needs some minor restoration work to get it back on the road.

Band: Rock/Metal originals band (with a huge prog influence)

Alcohol of choice: Weather dependant but it's either bottled lager (warm weather), pints of Guinness (cold weather), Real Ale (cool weather), Pinot Grigio (meals out and evenings at home

Hot drink: Coffee

Clothing style: Jeans and T-shirts (either band or from somewhere like qwertee). Add a hoody for cold weather.

TV: 42 inch (anything smaller is not visible in my living room)

Having written that out I think I really don't qualify for membership.

I just wanted to belong

Edited May 17, 2015 by Dave_the_bass