You're doing it wrong ! ...captions

[ubassman]

Thought i would just start a lighthearted 'caption' thread ....here are some images found on-line . The idea is to chip in with alternative captions and add new photos ! ( found these by Googling Double Bass + adding a word ! ).



"...now just got to reach up and get that end pin extended!"

Edited April 10, 2013 by ubassman

[ubassman]

"...Joe couldn't wait to test his theory that having a machine gun fitted would make sure everyone listened during his solo!"

[ubassman]

"Rachel's teacher was just going to have to learn the hard way "....what do you mean I played I bum note ? "

[ubassman]

"Ted was aways happy to try new ideas! "

[TPJ]

This new rage of handbags really had Susan in a pickle
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[ubassman]

"The boys just knew that this would get at least a fiver at the car boot!"

[ubassman]

"So far so good ...the transition to Sax was going to be a breeze! ..but how do you turn up the volume? thought Jim"

[ubassman]

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[alexpea]

[Sharkfinger]

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"sounds like crap but loud as hell and very portable." ?

[Bilbo]

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If I can just get on the damn thing, this is gonna be one helluva game of Quidditch

[ubassman]

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[Owencf]

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My Dance partner has a loverly voice, but a little wooden on the dancefloor

[27 frets]

[quote name='ubassman' timestamp='1364383198' post='2025610']
Thought i would just start a lighthearted 'caption' thread ....here are some images found on-line . The idea is to chip in with alternative captions and add new photos ! ( found these by Googling Double Bass + adding a word ! ).



"...now just got to reach up and get that end pin extended!"


[/quote] "McCartney violin bass reissue goes awry after manufacturer uses measurements in inches rather than centimetres" OR "Dobby the house elf regrets standing in on bass for Hagrid in Hogwarts School Beatles tribute act"

Edited April 5, 2013 by 27 frets

[ubassman]

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[Sharkfinger]

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"Dennis Waterman plays the theme tune..."

[27 frets]

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And this is what I found at the top of the beanstalk - bringing it down was a bit tricky though!

[blinddrew]

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Ah, so this is what a 4/4 size looks like.

[ubassman]

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[Lfalex v1.1]

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Should have gone to Specsavers?

[bobmartin]

The power of alcohol..

[blinddrew]

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No Dougall, it's not a tiny man with a fiddle it's a double bass that's far away.

[ubassman]

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...the horn section always encouraged the Bass player to do a long , long solo !

[ubassman]

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[Owencf]

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IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU.....PLONK!