What polish/cleaner to use?

[Perry]

I have a Walnut Stain Squire Jazz. What is the best product to clean it?

[Happy Jack]

In this part of West London, most of the cleaners are Polish.

[Hobbayne]

[b]Nie mowie po polsku[/b]

[Delberthot]

I once knew a guy that was half French and half Polish - he was a French Polisher

Thanks you, I'm here all week - what do you mean its thursday tomorrow?

[Bilbo]

I met this guy once who was Gary Moore's guitar roadie. He dropped this fact into almost every sentence never mind every conversation. Two of us went down to Denmark Street with him one day and, whilst there, visited Andy's Guitar Workshop. The namedropper went over to the guy behind the counter and said 'I am Gary Moore's guitar roadie and want to ask what you think is the best product to use to polish Gary's guitars'?

'Pledge'

Cue two wannabe rockers running out of the shop giggling like a pair of schoolgirls......

[paul_5]

You polish furniture, you play basses.