The worst guitars ever?

[itsmedunc]

[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BASS-RELIC-BEAUTY-NITROCELLULOSE-/400474085762?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item5d3e1d9982"]http://www.ebay.co.u...=item5d3e1d9982[/url] Oh no!!! Look at his other items!!!!!

Edited July 8, 2013 by itsmedunc

[timmo]

It looks like he found it outside the back of his shed

[itsmedunc]

He has to be taking the pssss. Nobody could be that stupid. Love the washer!

[timmo]

[quote name='itsmedunc' timestamp='1367013530' post='2060394']
He has to be taking the pssss. Nobody could be that stupid. Love the washer!
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lol yeah.I just moticed that.ANd he thinks it looks cool

[MB1]

MB1.
The Relic Effect...
Seen sanded paintwork previously
...Blowtorching I haven't seen before!

[the hand of john curley]

Just wait until MDP gets his hands on it 😳

[yorks5stringer]

Just had a pop-up saying 16 people are visiting this listing per hour..and going away horrified! "Raygunrelics" indeed.

[jezzaboy]

Raygun?? He wants to turn it on himself and do the decent thing!

One of the biggest piles of crap I have been unfortunate to look at.

[jimbobothy]

Wouldn't look too out of place if you were playing a gig......

[jimbobothy]

....... after the apocalypse

[Owencf]

looks like its been chopped out of the deck its lying on and painted...badly.

[Roland Rock]

The washer is quite a likeable quirk. The rest of it is hideous

[itsmedunc]

Bump

[SlapbassSteve]

Still no takers for a genuine relic..?


(is it me or is that a Vintage V4 p copy under all that abuse? There's a few on eBay for considerably less band new and unmolested! [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-V4SB-V4-SB-Electric-Bass-Guitar-Sunburst-Finish-/400430947457?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item5d3b8b5c81"]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-V4SB-V4-SB-Electric-Bass-Guitar-Sunburst-Finish-/400430947457?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item5d3b8b5c81[/url] )

[paul_5]

I'm sickened to be in the same country as that. It's a real monster and no mistake!

[wriggers]

Reliced = arsed about with.

[Dave Vader]

I like that he polished the frets....

[BetaFunk]

sympathetically aged?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIC-STRATOCASTER-STRAT-NITROCELLULOSE-FUTURISTIC-RELIC-/400474023961?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item5d3e1ca819

[itsmedunc]

I don't believe it. Two of them have gone. Perhaps the police removed them for evidence...

[neepheid]

I'll say something positive about it - at no time has the seller claimed it is an ancient Fender that was found in a loft/under a bed.

[Schnozzalee]

A relic's not a relic unless they've wiped their arse up and down the back of the neck saying, "it's got that played-in feel"

[Grangur]

You have to admire his guts to take a perfectly good bass, wreck it and really believe some [s]mug[/s] customer will pay over the odds for the damage.
Only the other day i read on BC someone admiring their Fender or having a thin finish that damages easy for a "roadworn" look..

I know, it's me getting old, but I'd call that a cheap, poor quality finish. I'd take it back and say I expect better for that money. "It take all sorts to make a world"

[BetaFunk]

It's a funny old thing is fashion. When i bought my 1974 Jazz over 20 years ago i got a few quid off in the shop where i bought it when i pointed out that it had a few dings and buckle rash.
Nowadays the shop would be highlighting those dings and buckle rash as a badge of honour to promote the sale of 'this roadworn beauty'.

[itsmedunc]

[size=4]Raygun Relics at it again! [url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400485813700&ssPageName=ADME:B:FSEL:GB:1123"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400485813700&ssPageName=ADME:B:FSEL:GB:1123[/url][/size]

[BetaFunk]

[quote name='itsmedunc' timestamp='1368488089' post='2077768']
[size=4]Raygun Relics at it again! [url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=400485813700&ssPageName=ADME:B:FSEL:GB:1123"]http://cgi.ebay.co.u...:B:FSEL:GB:1123[/url][/size]
[/quote]
It must be the new 'Herbaceous Border Stratocaster'.