Can a Fender Precision Bass boil an egg?

[EssentialTension]

Well, can it?

[Graham]

If you were to use it as fuel for a fire to cook said egg with perhaps?

[steve]

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If you were to use it as fuel for a fire to cook said egg with perhaps?
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HERESY

[apa]

If you tuned it high enough you could microwave it!

A

[bassist_lewis]

it could, but then it depends who's playing it... and what sort of egg you're intending to boil... kind of depends...

[KiOgon]

A good USA precision, Nitro cellulose black, (maple neck or rosewood), left face down in the sun on a good day, should be capable of frying an egg on it's back you don't really want a string through body though.

[BetaFunk]

I'm sure it can but the results rest on whether you use an American, Japanese or Mexican egg.

[xroads]

Sure, if you use it as firewood, you can boil or fry an egg.

[BigRedX]

I'm sure a Precision bass would provide enough fuel to boil several eggs. Especially a late 70s one...

[lojo]

No, and it's the very reason I'm turning my back on them after years of loving them above all other variations of bass

I've also defended them until now, but deep down I knew there was not enough knobs and dials to cover all requirements.

Edited April 28, 2013 by lojo

[cocco]

With a hot pickup in it. I think it could.

[White Cloud]

The correct answer is no....but they make a mean curry!

[stingrayPete1977]

You could make a little frying pan from a 57s Ri copper scratch plate?

[cloudburst]

Precisions produce a nice 'fat' sound when used on your latest albumen.

CB

[Dingus]

Even if a Precision Bass can provide enough raw material to boil an egg , once you have burnt it then you have got nowhere left to go when you want another egg . For the same money as a decent U.S.A Precision you could get yourself a reasonably functional Thai bride off the internet , and for Custom Shop money you could get a girl from the Ukraine , and either of them will boil , fry or scramble your eggs indefinitely . Sometimes Fender basses aren't always the best investment .

Edited April 28, 2013 by Dingus

[The Bass Doc]

Not sure about boiling an egg but, in the right hands, it can cook up a storm.

[Dad3353]

Is this a yolk..?

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[stingrayPete1977]

Well those antigua finish p basses are foul!

[apa]

You can boil one with a plank of wood and a wilkinson pickup and I bet you cant taste the difference.

A

[cloudburst]

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Well those antigua finish p basses are foul!
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Egg and Mushroom go quite well together.

CB

[Happy Jack]

Most Precisions have two pots, and it only takes one to boil an egg ...

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Most Precisions have two pots, and it only takes one to boil an egg ...
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But they don't have any pan control.

CB

[apa]

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Egg and Mushroom go quite well together.

CB
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Egg mushroom and avocado. Hmmm I know what Im having for breakfast

A

[discreet]

What's the best egg for metal?

[iconic]

In the interests of furthering science i was going to try this experiment only to find someones poached my bass instead....

Edited April 29, 2013 by iconic