thunderbird13 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Local band wanted a double bass player and as I've been learning for a few months I thought I'd push myself to see what would happen . I was assured that there were not looking for anything special so I rocked up today . As soon as I met then I wasnt sure the drummer/ singer was OK but the guitarist just stared at the ground and didnt even say hello Then the drummer/singer starts doing the paperwork announcing that he will be scoring me for each song and recording it to listen to afterwards . If I wasnt nervous beforehand I certainly was and it showed , I played the first song , timing all over the place, second song forgot the main riff , third song played it in a different key all the way through Then the guitarist complains that he cannot hear me ( I'm playing with gut strings ) and suggest that I use an old Kay SG copy TBH I was much more comfortable playing this but by that stage all I wanted to do was leave so I played one more song on their set and left. Pretty sure they wont offer me the gig and TBH I'm not that fussed , they didnt seem to have many gigs booked and the singing wasnt that special but that will go down in my mind as one of the worst auditions BTW its totally cool I wasnt expecting to get the gig I just wanted the extra practice in a full band situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warwickhunt Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Well done to you for having the bottle to go for it; now just chalk that one down to experience and move on. I genuinely believe that even the worst rehearsals/auditions teach us something (if it doesn't you won't be on the music scene very long ) and nothing moves your playing on quicker than the thought that you don't want another of 'those' auditions again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassBus Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Lots of positives to take from that experience. You know where you went wrong so you can work from there. You might not have enjoyed that one but there will be others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou24d53 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 (edited) Been there! To be honest though, as soon as one member of a band I'm auditioning for shows themselves to be a complete and utter f@nny, I'm generally the one to pull the plug. Got no interest at all in playing along with egos.... Edited April 28, 2013 by lou24d53 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risingson Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Not being funny but they sound like a bunch of dicks. Anyone with arrogance to take the opportunity to score you on a piece of paper and record you (for whatever benefit) after you've been assured that it was meant to be light-hearted audition I'd be steering very well clear of. Think of it less that you've cocked up and more like you've dodged a bullet. And nice one for plucking up the courage to do something outside your comfort zone, onwards and upwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Didn't sound like the friendliest bunch. I'll soon be trying out a couple of singers for our band and I'll be trying to make them feel as welcome and relaxed as possible so they can do their best. What's the point in making it difficult when you're looking for someone? Auditions work both ways after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezbass Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='warwickhunt' timestamp='1367169703' post='2062074'] Well done to you for having the bottle to go for it; now just chalk that one down to experience and move on. [/quote] +many! [quote name='thunderbird13' timestamp='1367168306' post='2062037'] Then the drummer/singer starts doing the paperwork announcing that he will be scoring me for each song and recording it to listen to afterwards . [/quote]You might want to do this, but you don't tell the person auditioning unless you're a complete egotistical tool. I would've walked then and there, kudos to you for seeing it through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 MB1. Should have asked for a copy of the recording ...So you can score them later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Real musicians would not of found a piece of paper or a pen between them anyway +1 on having a go though, its only a matter of time before I have to take the plunge for some DB gigs and any confidence I have in my electric bass skills will be lost on DB Also you never know with these things they might want you after they see the others and turn out to be less of a bunch of cocks than they sound but just wanted to see if you would crack or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='risingson' timestamp='1367169977' post='2062082'] Not being funny but they sound like a bunch of dicks. [/quote] I'm glad you said that, so I didn't have to. What a load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='thunderbird13' timestamp='1367168306' post='2062037'] Local band [...] starts doing the paperwork announcing that he will be scoring me for each song and recording it [/quote] . Never EVER be in a band like that. Are they the Miles Davis Quintet? I took a job once under similar circumstances. Never ever again. Kudos for trying. Congrats on escaping. best, bert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='risingson' timestamp='1367169977' post='2062082'] Not being funny but they sound like a bunch of dicks. Anyone with arrogance to take the opportunity to score you on a piece of paper and record you (for whatever benefit) after you've been assured that it was meant to be light-hearted audition I'd be steering very well clear of. Think of it less that you've cocked up and more like you've dodged a bullet. And nice one for plucking up the courage to do something outside your comfort zone, onwards and upwards. [/quote] +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3below Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 They certainly know how to get a potential band member into the best frame of mind to play well. Well avoided I feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonestar Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='MB1' timestamp='1367170564' post='2062101'] MB1. Should have asked for a copy of the recording ...So you can score them later! [/quote] +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChick Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Sorry it didn't go well I had an audition on Friday and told them that I would be bringing recording equipment to record us BOTH.... Think that surprised them, but they thought it was a good idea. But in all honestly, scoring you on each song sat there with a pen and paper.... What a bunch of dicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1367179808' post='2062316'] What a bunch of dicks! [/quote] I'm glad you said that so I didn't have to... hang on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmo Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 (edited) It sounded like it went alright for you if you just take the positives.You went for the experience, which you got.You probably learnt more from that, than if it went reasonably smoothly.plus you avoided what could have been a big mistake and got the gig Edited April 28, 2013 by timmo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedX Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I don't see what the problem is. From the sound of things you wouldn't want to be in a band with these people anyway, so the fact that from a playing PoV it didn't go too well doesn't really matter. You know what you need to do in order to impress when you do get to play with a band that isn't made up of idiots. So other than loosing a few hours of your time, that's it. Plus what musicians need to score an auditionee? Every time I've been involved with trying out new musicians for existing bands it's been obvious by the time we've got to the end of the first song whether they are going to be suitable or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChick Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367179982' post='2062321'] I'm glad you said that so I didn't have to... hang on... [/quote] De ja vue sweetie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Life is too short to be dealing with t@ssers like these! Congratulations for your endurance. Touch of the Matthew Kelly"s here (stars in their eyes) . Moves on;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurksalot Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1367181221' post='2062351'] De ja vue sweetie [/quote] I'm sure I've heard that before but On topic , Its not the sort of bunch I would want to join . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12stringbassist Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Sorry it didn't go well. If someone can't make eye contact with you, then that's the first sign of a personality disorder. Adding in the beurocracy of scoring you on paper for your performances? Well, we all assess potential players one way or another when auditioning, just making a mental note of either that was good, or that wasn't. I've never seen anyone go to the length of putting people off like that and also recording auditions. I'd certainly ask them for a copy if they've still got it, just to give them something to do. They sound like a set of tossers. I always ask a band what happened to their old bassist. It's always good to see how they answer. If they get insulting behind his back, then you can probably expect the same behind yours and the band is a little club you may not wish to join. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjones Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='risingson' timestamp='1367169977' post='2062082'] Not being funny but they sound like a bunch of dicks. Anyone with arrogance to take the opportunity to score you on a piece of paper and record you (for whatever benefit) after you've been assured that it was meant to be light-hearted audition I'd be steering very well clear of. Think of it less that you've cocked up and more like you've dodged a bullet. And nice one for plucking up the courage to do something outside your comfort zone, onwards and upwards. [/quote] I second that emotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlloyd Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='thunderbird13' timestamp='1367168306' post='2062037'] BTW its totally cool I wasnt expecting to get the gig [/quote] If they do offer it, turn them down. An audition for a local band with "paperwork"??? F*** that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 [quote name='lurksalot' timestamp='1367186355' post='2062436'] I'm sure I've heard that before [/quote] Or at least [i]seen [/i]it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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