discreet Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367333266' post='2064337'] Hasn't she heard of subservience ? [/quote] Wahey!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367332528' post='2064329'] I expect they don't put anything about it in the brochures... [/quote] Shame. This would be a good slogan: [i]Take it up the Arse at Center Parcs![/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChick Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367333579' post='2064347'] Shame. This would be a good slogan: [i]Take it up the Arse at Center Parcs![/i] [/quote] And there was me thinking that my friends that had come home with sore arses was due to cycling when they weren't used to it! Now I know the truth... *Note to self - NEVER go to center parcs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367333266' post='2064337'] Hasn't she heard of subservience ? [/quote] Oh dear Dingus, there you go again Hasn't she heard of a night down the pub, that's what I want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) [quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1367333752' post='2064348'] *Note to self - NEVER go to center parcs* [/quote] Ah, c'mon Debs - we can share a room to save money! You might even enjoy it! Edited April 30, 2013 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367333992' post='2064355'] Ah, c'mon Debs - we can share a room to save money! You might even enjoy it when you get there! [/quote] .. and he'll bring his euphonium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judo Chop Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Stranger danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1367334076' post='2064358'] .. and he'll bring his euphonium! [/quote] Too right! I'm polishing it in readiness right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grangur Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='iceonaboy' timestamp='1367334881' post='2064372'] How come youve got betterer, smileys than me? [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toneknob Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I might take my bass to Centre Parcs after reading those. Not sure whether to play sitting down with the bass on my lap, or would you recommend standing with a strap on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Vader Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Thanks Dingus, now if anyone checks my history at work I have anal center parcs in there..... They'll think I've got boring in my old age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) [size=4][quote name='toneknob' timestamp='1367335958' post='2064384'] I might take my bass to Centre Parcs after reading those. Not sure whether to play sitting down with the bass on my lap, or would you recommend standing with a strap on? [/quote] Right, here we go: As a bass player I'm sure you'll do it deeper. Watch your fingering down the low end. Take a spare G-string and avoid fiddling about in A-minor. Slapping is compulsory. And so on and so forth.[/size] Edited April 30, 2013 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='Dave Vader' timestamp='1367336149' post='2064387'] Thanks Dingus, now if anyone checks my history at work I have anal center parcs in there..... They'll think I've got boring in my old age [/quote] Just say you were thinking about taking your boyfriend there for a romantic weekend and there's nothing they can do about it - anti-discrimination legislation , and all of that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Vader Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Nice plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='toneknob' timestamp='1367335958' post='2064384'] ...would you recommend standing with a strap on? [/quote] It's certainly easier than trying to ride a bike with one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='paul_5' timestamp='1367339943' post='2064441'] It's certainly easier than trying to ride a bike with one. [/quote] [size=4] Bwahahahahaha![/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChick Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367333992' post='2064355'] Ah, c'mon Debs - we can share a room to save money! You might even enjoy it! [/quote] Steps away from the thread... Very... Very... Slowly.... As so not to draw attention to herself. I am very afraid right now Although with all the polishing it'll probably be out of action by center parcs at his age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1367343222' post='2064486'] Although with all the polishing it'll probably be out of action by center parcs at his age [/quote] At [i]my [/i]age?? What do you mean? I'm a keen young art student of twenty-one, etc. Though frankly I think I may have polished not wisely, but too well. Hee, hee he heu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367319193' post='2064050'] I'd love to go and upset the scatty MILFs on mumsnet, but I waste enough time upsetting people on here as it is! [/quote] do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacker Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367269354' post='2063593'] On Mumsnet ? !! ! Seriously ? Subscribed ! [/quote] There's a lot of mentalists on that forum from what I've heard. This one I'm gonna follow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacker Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 [quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1367346855' post='2064545'] do it [/quote] Yes, Discreet, go on - do it!! I'm in the mood for some mischief doen by another's hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacker Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 [quote name='Junkyard Rocket' timestamp='1367278618' post='2063719'] he should make it up to her by taking her up the oxo tower. [/quote] I've never heard that one before!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367336212' post='2064388'] [size=4] Right, here we go: As a bass player I'm sure you'll do it deeper.[/size] [/quote] My lovely partner has actually bought me a t shirt that says exactly that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I love the way a guy steps in and suggests they talk and compromise. Immediatiately a woman jumps in and shoots him down... Maybe he's given up 'compromising' and decided that the compromise was all one way. Maybe he's always been selfish but if that's the case, why did she marry him? They're all mad. We're all doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mckendrick Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 [quote name='Grangur' timestamp='1367302101' post='2063792'] Please tell me if you recon I'm wrong, but Brown Eyed Girl is a bit of a challenge to play as a first piece. [/quote] Is this a trick question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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