Ladies moaning about husband's 'excessive' guitar practice...

[MiltyG565]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367284132' post='2063769']
Oh, I dunno. Flogging his splod I suppose. He doesn't want to roger the old trout because of her constant bloody nagging!
[/quote]

You're not one bit Discreet at all, are you?

[TimR]

Considering that women are supposed to be empathic, they all seem to missing the main points.

Why does he want to spend all his time in a different room to her?

Maybe she should spend less time on Mumsnet/FaceBook/CandyCrush/CoronationStreet whatever...

[Grangur]

Please tell me if you recon I'm wrong, but Brown Eyed Girl is a bit of a challenge to play as a first piece.
Apart from the intro, which is playing notes, the rest of the notes playing would be lost without strumming the chords. The chords would lose structure without the notes and the vocal is a functional part of it all too. She's said nothing about him singing and I doubt she'd miss a chance to stick the knife in about his vocal skills.

So it all seems odd to me, or he's onto a looser with the song as well as the missus

[url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqXSBe-qMGo"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqXSBe-qMGo[/url]

[discreet]

[quote name='MiltyG565' timestamp='1367288791' post='2063777']
You're not one bit Discreet at all, are you?
[/quote]

Finally! That's the joke.

[RandomBass]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367284132' post='2063769']


Oh, I dunno. Flogging his splod I suppose. He doesn't want to roger the old trout because of her constant bloody nagging!
[/quote]

Go on, join mumsnet and post that, I dare you ;-)

[SpaceChick]

[quote name='RandomBass' timestamp='1367303430' post='2063801']


Go on, join mumsnet and post that, I dare you ;-)
[/quote]

Double dare you discreet.

[Lfalex v1.1]

[quote name='Junkyard Rocket' timestamp='1367278618' post='2063719']
he should make it up to her by taking her up the oxo tower.
[/quote]

Brilliance.

[charic]

I wonder how much she would complain if he spent a few hundred on a line6 pod and then a further 100+ on a decent pair of headphones

Although if I was going to suggest such a thing on mumsnet it would definitely HAVE to be an Axe FX 2... it's for the best!

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[paul_5]

[quote name='TimR' timestamp='1367301416' post='2063788']
Considering that women are supposed to be empathic, they all seem to missing the main points.

Why does he want to spend all his time in a different room to her?

Maybe she should spend less time on Mumsnet/FaceBook/CandyCrush/CoronationStreet whatever...
[/quote]

True dat.

[toneknob]

Footage of DH is beginning to emerge:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbUPjEbIvA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbUPjEbIvA[/url]

[lowdown]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367284132' post='2063769']
He doesn't want to roger the old trout because of her constant bloody nagging!
[/quote]

Ha Ha...
The words of a true Gin sodden colonial gentleman.

Good one.

Edited April 30, 2013 by lowdown

[seashell]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367284132' post='2063769']
Oh, I dunno. Flogging his splod I suppose. He doesn't want to roger the old trout because of her constant bloody nagging!
[/quote]

Well she did say he was in there tooting away.
I assumed that was a euphomism

[Perry]

[quote name='toneknob' timestamp='1367306302' post='2063836']
Footage of DH is beginning to emerge:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbUPjEbIvA"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbUPjEbIvA[/url]
[/quote]

I think he had the same problem with doing his laces, so moved on to Velcro straps!

Brilliant vid!

[danthevan]

[quote name='toneknob' timestamp='1367306302' post='2063836']
Footage of DH is beginning to emerge:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DbUPjEbIvA[/media]
[/quote]

I see you followed the link trail too then lol

[neepheid]

I think my playing would improve greatly if I practised to the point that my wife was complaining about it.

[discreet]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1367307801' post='2063846']
Well she did say he was in there tooting away. I assumed that was a euphomism
[/quote]

A euphonium..? That's a big shiny horn, for sure.

Edited April 30, 2013 by discreet

[discreet]

[quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1367303866' post='2063806']
Double dare you discreet.
[/quote]

I'd love to go and upset the scatty MILFs on mumsnet, but I waste enough time upsetting people on here as it is!

[Clarky]

On my browser only part of the title of this thread comes up. It reads:

[b] [url="http://basschat.co.uk/topic/206489-ladies-moaning-about-husbands-excessive-guitar-practice/page__fromsearch__1"]Ladies moaning about husband's 'excessive' gu...[/url][/b]

I had a number of thoughts as to what the missing letters might spell

Edited April 30, 2013 by Clarky

[discreet]

[quote name='Clarky' timestamp='1367319595' post='2064061']
On my browser only part of teh title of this thread comes up. It reads:
[b] [url="http://basschat.co.uk/topic/206489-ladies-moaning-about-husbands-excessive-guitar-practice/page__fromsearch__1"]Ladies moaning about husband's 'excessive' gu...[/url][/b]
I had a number of thoughts as to what the missing letters might spell
[/quote]

Ladies moaning about husband's 'excessive' gu...

guffing.
gun collection.
gut.
gurning.
guggenheim museum expenditure.
guinea pigs.
gullibility.
gum chewing.
gusset.
gustatory proclivities.
guantanamo bay fetish.
gubbins.
gus bass collection.

Edited April 30, 2013 by discreet

[paul_5]

I doubt many ladies would be moaning [i]about[/i] a gentleman's excessive gusset...


...other than them 'todger dodgers'

Edited April 30, 2013 by paul_5

[discreet]

[quote name='paul_5' timestamp='1367320421' post='2064083']
...other than them 'todger dodgers'
[/quote]

Well that's really quite unacceptable. If I were a clam jouster I'd be up in arms about [i]that [/i]comment.

[Dingus]

I've been looking at Mumsnet most of this afternoon . It's absolutely fascinating reading . There is a whole dimension of life in suburban Britain that is a completely unknown world to me and it is absolutely fascinating . I am beginning to see how our current Government is going to l manage to get re elected . Try putting " anal + Centre Parks " into the Mumsnet search engine . Surely the post that results is the work of whoever used to write the letters page in Viz comic ? All I will say is that the woman in question should be grateful her husband hadn't taken her and the kids to Disneyland Paris or God knows what he would have expected her to do !

Edited April 30, 2013 by Dingus

[discreet]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367331834' post='2064314']
Try putting "anal + Center Parcs" into the Mumsnet search engine.
[/quote]

Wow! I'm going to Center Parcs ASAP! Apparently it's a hot bed of bum-business!!

[Dingus]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367332272' post='2064325']
Wow! I'm going to Center Parcs ASAP! Apparently it's a hot bed of bum-business!!
[/quote]

Who would ever have suspected ? I expect they don't put anything about it in the brochures , but then again , you can see why .

[Dingus]

[quote name='iceonaboy' timestamp='1367333099' post='2064336']
hasn't he heard of headphones?
[/quote]

Hasn't she heard of subservience ?

Edited April 30, 2013 by Dingus