Ladies moaning about husband's 'excessive' guitar practice...

[discreet]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367333266' post='2064337']
Hasn't she heard of subservience ?
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Wahey!!

[discreet]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367332528' post='2064329']
I expect they don't put anything about it in the brochures...
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Shame. This would be a good slogan: [i]Take it up the Arse at Center Parcs![/i]

[SpaceChick]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367333579' post='2064347']


Shame. This would be a good slogan: [i]Take it up the Arse at Center Parcs![/i]
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And there was me thinking that my friends that had come home with sore arses was due to cycling when they weren't used to it! Now I know the truth...

*Note to self - NEVER go to center parcs*

[seashell]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367333266' post='2064337']
Hasn't she heard of subservience ?
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Oh dear Dingus, there you go again

Hasn't she heard of a night down the pub, that's what I want to know.

[discreet]

[quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1367333752' post='2064348']
*Note to self - NEVER go to center parcs*
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Ah, c'mon Debs - we can share a room to save money! You might even enjoy it!

Edited April 30, 2013 by discreet

[seashell]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367333992' post='2064355']
Ah, c'mon Debs - we can share a room to save money! You might even enjoy it when you get there!
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.. and he'll bring his euphonium!

[Judo Chop]

Stranger danger

[discreet]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1367334076' post='2064358']
.. and he'll bring his euphonium!
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Too right! I'm polishing it in readiness right now.

[Grangur]

[quote name='iceonaboy' timestamp='1367334881' post='2064372']
How come youve got betterer, smileys than me?
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[toneknob]

I might take my bass to Centre Parcs after reading those.

Not sure whether to play sitting down with the bass on my lap, or would you recommend standing with a strap on?

[Dave Vader]

Thanks Dingus, now if anyone checks my history at work I have anal center parcs in there.....

They'll think I've got boring in my old age

[discreet]

[size=4][quote name='toneknob' timestamp='1367335958' post='2064384']
I might take my bass to Centre Parcs after reading those.
Not sure whether to play sitting down with the bass on my lap, or would you recommend standing with a strap on?
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Right, here we go: As a bass player I'm sure you'll do it deeper. Watch your fingering down the low end. Take a spare G-string and avoid fiddling about in A-minor. Slapping is compulsory. And so on and so forth.[/size]

Edited April 30, 2013 by discreet

[Dingus]

[quote name='Dave Vader' timestamp='1367336149' post='2064387']
Thanks Dingus, now if anyone checks my history at work I have anal center parcs in there.....

They'll think I've got boring in my old age

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Just say you were thinking about taking your boyfriend there for a romantic weekend and there's nothing they can do about it - anti-discrimination legislation , and all of that .

[Dave Vader]

Nice plan

[paul_5]

[quote name='toneknob' timestamp='1367335958' post='2064384']
...would you recommend standing with a strap on?
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It's certainly easier than trying to ride a bike with one.

[discreet]

[quote name='paul_5' timestamp='1367339943' post='2064441']
It's certainly easier than trying to ride a bike with one.
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[size=4] Bwahahahahaha![/size]

[SpaceChick]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367333992' post='2064355']


Ah, c'mon Debs - we can share a room to save money! You might even enjoy it!
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Steps away from the thread... Very... Very... Slowly.... As so not to draw attention to herself.















I am very afraid right now












Although with all the polishing it'll probably be out of action by center parcs at his age

[discreet]

[quote name='SpaceChick' timestamp='1367343222' post='2064486']
Although with all the polishing it'll probably be out of action by center parcs at his age
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At [i]my [/i]age?? What do you mean? I'm a keen young art student of twenty-one, etc.
Though frankly I think I may have polished not wisely, but too well. Hee, hee he heu.

[steve-bbb]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367319193' post='2064050']
I'd love to go and upset the scatty MILFs on mumsnet, but I waste enough time upsetting people on here as it is!
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do it

[Stacker]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367269354' post='2063593']
On Mumsnet ? !! ! Seriously ? Subscribed !
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There's a lot of mentalists on that forum from what I've heard. This one I'm gonna follow!

[Stacker]

[quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1367346855' post='2064545']
do it
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Yes, Discreet, go on - do it!! I'm in the mood for some mischief doen by another's hand!

[Stacker]

[quote name='Junkyard Rocket' timestamp='1367278618' post='2063719']
he should make it up to her by taking her up the oxo tower.
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I've never heard that one before!!

[Geek99]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1367336212' post='2064388']
[size=4]

Right, here we go: As a bass player I'm sure you'll do it deeper.[/size]
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My lovely partner has actually bought me a t shirt that says exactly that.

[TimR]

I love the way a guy steps in and suggests they talk and compromise. Immediatiately a woman jumps in and shoots him down...

Maybe he's given up 'compromising' and decided that the compromise was all one way. Maybe he's always been selfish but if that's the case, why did she marry him?

They're all mad. We're all doomed.

[mckendrick]

[quote name='Grangur' timestamp='1367302101' post='2063792']
Please tell me if you recon I'm wrong, but Brown Eyed Girl is a bit of a challenge to play as a first piece.
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Is this a trick question?