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I've just lifted this from the other forum. I do hope I don't get into trouble but I found it quite amusing.

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi Berra on Jazz[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]An interview with the Master of Malapropisms[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: Can you explain Jazz?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: I can't, but I will. 90% of all Jazz is half improvisation. The other half is the part people play while others are playing something they never played with anyone who played that part. So if you play the wrong part, its right. If you play the right part, it might be right if you play it wrong enough. But if you play it too right, it's wrong.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: I don't understand.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: Do you understand it?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: No. That's why I can explain it. If I understood it, I wouldn't know anything about it.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: Are there any great Jazz player alive today?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: No. All the great Jazz players alive today are dead. Except for the ones that are still alive. But so many of them are dead, that the ones that are still alive are dying to be like the ones that are dead.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: What is syncopation?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: That's when the note that you should hear now happens either before or after you hear it. In Jazz, you don't hear notes when they happen because that would be some other type of music. Other types of music can be Jazz, but only if they're the same as something different from those other kinds.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: Now I really don't understand.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: I haven't taught you enough for you to not understand Jazz that well.[/font][/color]

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[quote name='bassace' timestamp='1368521899' post='2077884']
[color=#000000][size=4]Yogi: I can't, but I will. 90% of all Jazz is half improvisation. The other half is the part people play while others are playing something they never played with anyone who played that part. So if you play the wrong part, its right. If you play the right part, it might be right if you play it wrong enough. But if you play it too right, it's wrong.[/size][/color]

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I think that just about sums jazz up in a nutshell. :lol:[size=4] [/size]

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[quote name='Muzz' timestamp='1368522988' post='2077897']
There's a fine line between impenetrably deep, artistically significant guru-speak, and simply talking bollocks. And I think yogi's well over that line.
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As he intended to be. It's satire.

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[quote name='Muzz' timestamp='1368526846' post='2077946']
D'you know, there was something niggling me about that name, and now it's clicked. And now I've read the whole thing. I think what fooled me was that it isn't funny...
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I don't know if it is genuine Berra, but I think the problem here is that we're not automatically as exposed to jazz (or rather jazz journalism) as its intended audience. I find it funny, but that's probably because I read the stuff that he's satirising.

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[quote name='Zenitram' timestamp='1368527815' post='2077960']
Other Yogi Berra quotes:

[url="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/yogiberra.shtml"]http://www.rinkworks...yogiberra.shtml[/url]
[/quote]

did he borrow these from george dubya ?

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[quote name='bassace' timestamp='1368521899' post='2077884']
I've just lifted this from the other forum. I do hope I don't get into trouble but I found it quite amusing.

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi Berra on Jazz[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]An interview with the Master of Malapropisms[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: Can you explain Jazz?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: I can't, but I will. 90% of all Jazz is half improvisation. The other half is the part people play while others are playing something they never played with anyone who played that part. So if you play the wrong part, its right. If you play the right part, it might be right if you play it wrong enough. But if you play it too right, it's wrong.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: I don't understand.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: Do you understand it?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: No. That's why I can explain it. If I understood it, I wouldn't know anything about it.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: Are there any great Jazz player alive today?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: No. All the great Jazz players alive today are dead. Except for the ones that are still alive. But so many of them are dead, that the ones that are still alive are dying to be like the ones that are dead.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: What is syncopation?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: That's when the note that you should hear now happens either before or after you hear it. In Jazz, you don't hear notes when they happen because that would be some other type of music. Other types of music can be Jazz, but only if they're the same as something different from those other kinds.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Interviewer: Now I really don't understand.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]Yogi: I haven't taught you enough for you to not understand Jazz that well.[/font][/color]
[/quote]

Awesome :lol:

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[quote name='Zenitram' timestamp='1368527815' post='2077960']
Other Yogi Berra quotes:

[url="http://www.rinkworks.com/said/yogiberra.shtml"]http://www.rinkworks...yogiberra.shtml[/url]
[/quote]



"Do you mean now?" -- [i]When asked for the time. [/i]

[i] :lol:[/i][i] :lol:[/i] :lol:

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http://www.allaboutjazz.com/php/article.php?id=14326#.UZImTsq2AzQ

"Double bass players have feelings of insecurity, and carry their instruments to gigs as self-abasement. They feel bad because they always play far fewer notes than anyone else but receive the same money. They are given occasional solos to play because the rest of the band want a lift in the van going home afterwards. "

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[quote name='bassace' timestamp='1368521899' post='2077884']


[color=#000000]Interviewer: What is syncopation?[/color]

[color=#000000]Yogi: That's when the note that you should hear now happens either before or after you hear it. In Jazz, you don't hear notes when they happen because that would be some other type of music. Other types of music can be Jazz, but only if they're the same as something different from those other kinds.[/color]


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never liked syncopated notes, especially on hi hats, I just don't think they sound right, can't stand improvised jazz, so I guess that explains it

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[quote name='PaulWarning' timestamp='1368534069' post='2078062']
[b]never liked syncopated notes, especially on hi hats, I just don't think they sound right,[/b] can't stand improvised jazz, so I guess that explains it
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:) Really?!

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