far0n Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Our agent received this somewhat hilarious letter, outlining his dismay at our 'pornographic' show ! Anyway, read for yourself !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risingson Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Reminded me of this a bit http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risingson Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 By the way, obviously denying the things attributed to you in the letter would be the obvious thing to do here but not doing so makes you so much more rock and roll. You sound like heyday Led Zep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I am disapointed to see there are no complaints against the bass player. I think you need to up your game a bit, Far0n! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceChick Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1368727740' post='2080836'] I am disapointed to see there are no complaints against the bass player. I think you need to up your game a bit, Far0n! [/quote] +1 to this. You are letting your bandmates down..... Now get back out there and start asking random girls for handjobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiehoffmann Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 [quote name='seashell' timestamp='1368727740' post='2080836'] I am disapointed to see there are no complaints against the bass player. I think you need to up your game a bit, Far0n! [/quote] Exactly!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far0n Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 I will try harder, I promise !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Do you have any video footage of your supposedly lewd act ?m I am certainly willing to give you the benefit of my expertise and experience in the field of going a bit too far for most people , but I need to see some of this degrading filth with my own two eyes , preferably while Mrs Dingus is still out at the supermarket . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) ... and anyway , being a sexual deviant is a prerequisite for being in most bands . ( And being a disc jockey , apparently .) Edited May 16, 2013 by Dingus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedX Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 If that was my band, it would going on our next lot of publicity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far0n Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 www.americangirlrocks.com by the way ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkHeart Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Im surprised you havent had a mention on `Loose Women` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Just had look at the YT footage . I would have thought that was a band landlords up in the North East would welcome . Besides which ,[u] sex sells [/u]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Grammar is a bit poor in the letter. Or is it just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBassBob Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Your singer definitely has a sultry vibe going but nothing shocking, especially when you consider the sort of acts you see on talent shows on BBC/ITV on a Saturday evening. Sounds like this letter was written by an envious better half! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBassBob Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 [quote name='RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE' timestamp='1368731098' post='2080907'] Grammar is a bit poor in the letter. Or is it just me? [/quote] No, you are correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 [quote name='BigBassBob' timestamp='1368731255' post='2080911'] No, you are correct. [/quote] Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myke Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Ever play in Bristol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfisher Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Shame that the letter appears to be anonymous, otherwise you could have sent a reply along the lines of this: http://www.jockular.com/14263/lawyer-letter-cleveland-brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martthebass Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 This thread is worthless without pics! And Faron (continuing in the bad grammar vein), I would have never had you down as a sexual deviant, you sempt like such a normal guy when you sold me a cab a couple of years back. Just goes to show, you can never know...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmo Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 A good band and a pretty singer, what more could anyone ask for? There is nothing shocking about it if you compare it with Christina Aguilera for example, that goes out on daytime MTV.Some people are easily shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E sharp Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 [quote][/quote] Badge of honour , that letter - well done . I'd love to have a letter like that about my band . Asking for a blow job between sets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Bass_Dog85 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Use the letter as a form of advertising your band! Gonna raise a lot of attention and get more fans willing fans lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jono Bolton Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 [quote name='risingson' timestamp='1368727193' post='2080826'] Reminded me of this a bit http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html [/quote] Thank you for introducing me to the best website I have ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynottfan Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Great publicity, milk it for all its worth, rock on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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