The band I play in. Apparently we're sexual deviants...

[far0n]

Our agent received this somewhat hilarious letter, outlining his dismay at our 'pornographic' show ! Anyway, read for yourself !!

[risingson]

Reminded me of this a bit http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html

[risingson]

By the way, obviously denying the things attributed to you in the letter would be the obvious thing to do here but not doing so makes you so much more rock and roll. You sound like heyday Led Zep.

[seashell]

I am disapointed to see there are no complaints against the bass player. I think you need to up your game a bit, Far0n!

[SpaceChick]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1368727740' post='2080836']
I am disapointed to see there are no complaints against the bass player. I think you need to up your game a bit, Far0n!
[/quote]

+1 to this.

You are letting your bandmates down..... Now get back out there and start asking random girls for handjobs!

[eddiehoffmann]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1368727740' post='2080836']
I am disapointed to see there are no complaints against the bass player. I think you need to up your game a bit, Far0n!
[/quote]
Exactly!!!

[far0n]

I will try harder, I promise !!

[Dingus]

Do you have any video footage of your supposedly lewd act ?m I am certainly willing to give you the benefit of my expertise and experience in the field of going a bit too far for most people , but I need to see some of this degrading filth with my own two eyes , preferably while Mrs Dingus is still out at the supermarket .

[Dingus]

... and anyway , being a sexual deviant is a prerequisite for being in most bands . ( And being a disc jockey , apparently .)

Edited May 16, 2013 by Dingus

[BigRedX]

If that was my band, it would going on our next lot of publicity!

[far0n]

www.americangirlrocks.com by the way !

[DarkHeart]

Im surprised you havent had a mention on `Loose Women`

[Dingus]

Just had look at the YT footage . I would have thought that was a band landlords up in the North East would welcome . Besides which ,[u] sex sells [/u].

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

Grammar is a bit poor in the letter. Or is it just me?

[BigBassBob]

Your singer definitely has a sultry vibe going but nothing shocking, especially when you consider the sort of acts you see on talent shows on BBC/ITV on a Saturday evening.

Sounds like this letter was written by an envious better half!

[BigBassBob]

[quote name='RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE' timestamp='1368731098' post='2080907']
Grammar is a bit poor in the letter. Or is it just me?
[/quote]

No, you are correct.

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

[quote name='BigBassBob' timestamp='1368731255' post='2080911']


No, you are correct.
[/quote]
Thank you

[Myke]

Ever play in Bristol?

[flyfisher]

Shame that the letter appears to be anonymous, otherwise you could have sent a reply along the lines of this:

http://www.jockular.com/14263/lawyer-letter-cleveland-brown

[martthebass]

This thread is worthless without pics!

And Faron (continuing in the bad grammar vein), I would have never had you down as a sexual deviant, you sempt like such a normal guy when you sold me a cab a couple of years back. Just goes to show, you can never know......

[timmo]

A good band and a pretty singer, what more could anyone ask for? There is nothing shocking about it if you compare it with Christina Aguilera for example, that goes out on daytime MTV.Some people are easily shocked.

[E sharp]

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Badge of honour , that letter - well done . I'd love to have a letter like that about my band . Asking for a blow job between sets?

[L_Bass_Dog85]

Use the letter as a form of advertising your band! Gonna raise a lot of attention and get more fans willing fans lol.

[Jono Bolton]

[quote name='risingson' timestamp='1368727193' post='2080826']
Reminded me of this a bit http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html
[/quote]

Thank you for introducing me to the best website I have ever seen

[Lynottfan]

Great publicity, milk it for all its worth, rock on!