iconic Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 The first one to post 'excellent fender' and/or 'talented Mark King" goes straight to the naughty stair...! For instance.....multiple threads on ....."my bass is too heavy"....only to read oodles saying "i didnt like X bass cos it felt too light" .....i think we must be a tough crowd to please at times! Any others come to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiOgon Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Fretless Precision Bass ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iconic Posted June 8, 2013 Author Share Posted June 8, 2013 [quote name='KiOgon' timestamp='1370677296' post='2104204'] Fretless Precision Bass ? [/quote] i think we may have a winner already....ive actually heard this and never picked up on it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiOgon Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 [quote name='iconic' timestamp='1370677648' post='2104210'] i think we may have a winner already....ive actually heard this and never picked up on it!!!! [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yepmop Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 A "High-end bass" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Funky Jazz bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetaFunk Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 (edited) Is it good for metal? P.S. I know it's not an oxymoron but i just couldn't resist. Edited June 8, 2013 by BetaFunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Upright bass player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iiipopes Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 [quote name='KiOgon' timestamp='1370677296' post='2104204'] Fretless Precision Bass ? [/quote] +1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyboy Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Thought I'd better enlighten myself - Thanks Wikipedia "An [b]oxymoron[/b] (plural [b]oxymora[/b] or [b]oxymorons[/b]) (from Greek ὀξύμωρον, "sharp dull") is a [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_speech"][color="#0645ad"]figure of speech[/color][/url] that combines contradictory terms. Oxymora appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as [i]ground pilot[/i] and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox"][color="#0645ad"]paradox[/color][/url]." Ah,that's better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 As in [i]"shy, retiring lead guitarist"[/i]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) Coffee table bass - never seen one in Starbucks R********** bass - nuff said Double bass - there's only one? Edited June 11, 2013 by Clarky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiltyG565 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 [quote name='Donnyboy' timestamp='1370875727' post='2106703'] Thought I'd better enlighten myself - Thanks Wikipedia "An [b]oxymoron[/b] (plural [b]oxymora[/b] or [b]oxymorons[/b]) (from Greek ὀξύμωρον, "sharp dull") is a [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_speech"][color=#0645ad]figure of speech[/color][/url] that combines contradictory terms. Oxymora appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as [i]ground pilot[/i] and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox"][color=#0645ad]paradox[/color][/url]." Ah,that's better. [/quote] Clean rotten. That's how I know what it is. It's just when something contradicts itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mart Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Piccolo bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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