Fantasy signature bass

[Junkyard Rocket]

Following on from the thread discussing Guy Pratt's sliding pickup Warwick sig bass,would it be interesting to have a about a fantasty signature bass thread?

What I'm suggesting is as follows:
Imagine you have been approached by a bass manufacturer you admire & they want to make a bass to be sold as your signature model. you will be expected to be seen using it and will get a royalty for use of your name & for promoting it. Which manufacturer would be ideal for you and what would the bass be like?

Apart from people posting their basses (descriptions and/or photoshopped mockups) it might be interesting for people to comment on the basses (as they have on Guy Pratt's)

To get the ball rolling here's mine
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[b]The Junkyard Rocket Fender Jaguar Bass[/b]

It will be based on my Squier Vintage Modified Short Scale Jaguar Bass, but with a few tweaks & upgrades

Lightweight Swamp Ash Body
Candy Apple red finish
Rocket logo on neckplate
Fender Hi Mass bridge with thru-body stringing
Thomastick TI JF324 Flatwounds (should fit with thru-stringing)
Volume,pickup Balance & passive tone pots (CTS) with US jazz bass knobs
Switchcraft jack
black/white/black 3-ply pickguard
rear pickup: Kent Armstrong Jazz Bass Lipstick Bridge pickup (overwound to balance with humbucker)
Front Pickup: Fender telebass humbucker
Extra electronics on top plate - limiter & valve-sounding distortion
Neck: quartersawn maple with rosewood fingerboard - rolled edge
hipshot ultralite tuners with oval buttons
black headstock with silver 70s style logo
Truss rod adjustment at headstock end
jumbo frets, pearl blocks, no binding
Red Grolsch rubber seals supplied to use as straplocks