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[quote name='Myke' timestamp='1372159268' post='2122253']
So after reading this.. I have come to the conclusion.. that I won't be getting a wife..
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Normally just one bass is repellant enough to conclude that.

There may be another formula here. If, merely by being a bass player it means most women are no longer potential wives anyway does that mean that the micro-minority of women who pledge allegiance to a bass player is not going to mind whether he has multiple basses or not. (Mine doesn't mind as such, in fact she even provided the wherewithal for a Sabre. I think I just lose a little respect when another one turns up.) So is there a formula for the likelihood of a bass player actually attracting a mate (low probability), and then the mate being sympathetic with his cause (therefore high remaining probability)?

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[quote name='4 Strings' timestamp='1372234421' post='2123076']


Normally just one bass is repellant enough to conclude that.

There may be another formula here. If, merely by being a bass player it means most women are no longer potential wives anyway does that mean that the micro-minority of women who pledge allegiance to a bass player is not going to mind whether he has multiple basses or not. (Mine doesn't mind as such, in fact she even provided the wherewithal for a Sabre. I think I just lose a little respect when another one turns up.) So is there a formula for the likelihood of a bass player actually attracting a mate (low probability), and then the mate being sympathetic with his cause (therefore high remaining probability)?
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You do raise a good point. I have also attracted one of these fabled "Bass player" loving women. She has very little objection to my GAS relieving ways, as long as the little ones are fed clothed and watered.

On the other hand though, when she moved in she came complete with piano and drum kit accessory pack!

So maybe we need to factor the musical partner variable.

The formula will soon rival the one that all kitties fear!

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