basskit_case Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 (edited) I have my first gig of sorts coming up next Saturday, but I am at a loss as to what I should wear. It is in my ex-bosses large garden, there is normally approx, 100 people invited to an all day/evening garden party/bbq. We are essentially playing Queen tunes so I am J Deacon, what should I wear other than clean pants and a smile? Should I go with something Deacon'esque or something suitable generic, as a fat lad I fear the small yellow shorts are out Edited June 22, 2013 by basskit_case Quote
stef030 Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 [i]firstly good luck with the gig,[/i] [i]always wear loose fitting clothes,and a good deoderant [/i] [i]relax,enjoy and have fun [/i] [i]cheers[/i] [i]stef[/i] Quote
DarkHeart Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 go with what your comfortable in (as long as thats not a onsie!) but wear something different to what you go in. Quote
chris_b Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 [quote name='basskit_case' timestamp='1371938314' post='2119959'] .... so I am J Deacon.... and a smile?.... [/quote] Oh no you're not! Black Jeans, good shirt and I never saw JD smile! Quote
RhysP Posted June 22, 2013 Posted June 22, 2013 [quote name='icastle' timestamp='1371939204' post='2119970'] [/quote] I didn't know you could get Hi-Viz fetishwear. Quote
xgsjx Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 [quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1371940247' post='2119984'] I didn't know you could get Hi-Viz fetishwear. [/quote] Pimpmygimp.com Quote
xgsjx Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Wear whatever you feel comfortable in & if that's a bomber jacket, a pair of wellies & a G string, then so be it. Quote
wriggers Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 [quote name='icastle' timestamp='1371939204' post='2119970'] [/quote]got to be done Quote
Bolo Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 (edited) Least effective ninja ever! P.s. ninja gear always goes down wel with the crowd! Edited June 23, 2013 by Bolo Quote
basskit_case Posted June 23, 2013 Author Posted June 23, 2013 [quote name='xgsjx' timestamp='1371975535' post='2120137'] Wear whatever you feel comfortable in & if that's a bomber jacket, a pair of wellies & a G string, then so be it. [/quote] I tend to chill out around the house in that sort of outfit, difficult to see it as stage wear :-D Quote
Bolo Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Seriously though, stick to what you know, but go one step fancier than you normaly would. It's party night afterall Quote
Dingus Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 (edited) I would say that a Live Aid - era Jonh Deacon perm is [u]mandatory[/u] . Why do people remember Queen as the best act on that fateful day ? Some would say Freddie's stage prescence . others would say a back catalogue of hits spanning over a decade , but the real reason is John Deacon having the balls of steel neccesarry to face an audience of billions with a coiffeur right out of The Hair Bear Bunch : Don't forget to post pictures on this site of the results ! And as for the tight yellow shorts , I ( almost ) guarantee you will be fighting the ladies off with a stick if you wear them - the tighter the better : Edited June 23, 2013 by Dingus Quote
icastle Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 [quote name='Bolo' timestamp='1371987597' post='2120311'] Least effective ninja ever! [/quote] When you consider the number of traffic cones that are on the road on any given day, it's very effective... Quote
Cat Burrito Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 [quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1372016566' post='2120731'] [/quote] Not sure if this is posted as a joke but I did at least 10yrs of gigs dressed like this At OP, there are no winners in a scenario that involves wearing 80s yellow shorts. Keep it simple Quote
icastle Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 [quote name='BurritoBass' timestamp='1372027020' post='2120889'] At OP, there are no winners in a scenario that involves wearing 80s yellow shorts. Keep it simple [/quote] Absolutely. White ones are much better... Quote
4-string-thing Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Something like this should do the trick! Quote
icastle Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 [quote name='4-string-thing' timestamp='1372027957' post='2120901'] Something like this should do the trick! [/quote] I didn't realise he was playing in a girl band... Quote
Dad3353 Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Be inspired by your role model; keep it simple and discrete... [attachment=137588:John_Deac.jpg] Quote
barneyg42 Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 [quote name='icastle' timestamp='1372027185' post='2120892'] Absolutely. White ones are much better... AT SHOWING THE sh*t STAINS!! [/quote] Fixed for ya 😉 Quote
iconic Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 I think you could take a leaf outa Bootsy's book, keep it simple... Quote
4-string-thing Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 [quote name='icastle' timestamp='1372028169' post='2120904'] I didn't realise he was playing in a girl band... [/quote] Quote
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