Bass Player wanted for Session Work (Vegetarian)

[jmchich]

The Surfing Turnips?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9RjGCBTyig

[lonestar]

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1376333868' post='2172379']
Quorn section! Oh come on that's great
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I'm here all week try the vea( oops sorry)and don' t forget to tip your waitress

[ras52]

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1376333868' post='2172379']
Quorn section! Oh come on that's great
[/quote]
...with a tuber holding down the bottom end?

[lonestar]

[quote name='ras52' timestamp='1376911139' post='2180613']
...with a tuber holding down the bottom end?
[/quote]
Would it help if I played a Hagstrom Swede ?

[ras52]

[quote name='lonestar' timestamp='1376916612' post='2180752']
Would it help if I played a Hagstrom Swede ?
[/quote]
Sure, just turnip and play.

[stingrayPete1977]

I trust this position is filled now, did the new player have some chops?

[peterj219]

Im vegetarian.... but geographically the best part of 300 miles away.... sorry!

[Andy Prince]

If you're still looking, I'm a vegan and bassist/Chapman Stick player with plenty of live and studio experience... [url="http://www.neadsandprince.com"]www.neadsandprince.com[/url]

[throwoff]

This thread is brilliant.

Bacon.

Edited October 29, 2013 by throwoff

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

Let's stop mincing around , and somebody help the nice op find MR.Bass.
I'll help by bumping this thread again;)

[Lord Sausage]

I didn't realise there was such a thing as food politics!

[phil.i.stein]

^^^

[xilddx]

[quote name='phil.i.stein' timestamp='1385587865' post='2290101']
^^^
[/quote]
Indeed. Food politics is a massive issue, from animal welfare to governmental nutrition 'advice'. A lot of vegetarians and vegans, and macrobiotics, who make that choice because they they believe animals should not be eaten don't often realise the human suffering that goes into fruit and veg production.

I love meat, but I am also highly concerned about animal welfare.

Edited March 28, 2014 by xilddx

[JapanAxe]

[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1396046039' post='2409524']
Indeed. Food politics is a massive issue, from animal welfare to governmental nutrition 'advice'. A lot of vegetarians and vegans, and macrobiotics, who make that choice because they they believe animals should not be eaten don't often realise the human suffering that goes into fruit and veg production.

I love meat, but I am also highly concerned about animal welfare.
[/quote]

And don't get me started on corn syrup!

[xilddx]

[quote name='JapanAxe' timestamp='1396046412' post='2409530']
And don't get me started on corn syrup!
[/quote]

Yeah f*** corn syrup. And f***ing palm oil.

And why don't peeps eat butter anymore? Because they were taught to eschew healthy natural products and eat that sh*t the gub'nint says is healthy - highly processed, toxin-rich f***ing sh*t like Olivio.

Edited March 28, 2014 by xilddx

[Diablo]

[quote]Let's not forget that music/bass playing isn't just Mustang Sally down the local.[/quote]

Err, it was last Friday at our gig! Love it or hate it, the crowd always boogie to it. Most of the punters are there to have fun, and that song always goes down well at a general party gig however cheesy the seasoned musicians think it may be. If the punters love it, then give them what they want.

As for bassists and food - well what about the poor tree that died to make your instrument. And do food-protest bands only play instruments with no animal content...? Do they actually KNOW what goes into making all those wires, pots, finishes, colours etc? Animal-based food for thought!

Cheers,
Rich

[JapanAxe]

[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1396047187' post='2409537']
Yeah f*** corn syrup. And f***ing palm oil.

And why don't peeps eat butter anymore? Because they were taught to eschew healthy natural products and eat that sh*t the gub'nint says is healthy - highly processed, toxin-rich f***ing sh*t like Olivio.
[/quote]

Mrs Axe and I [i]love[/i] butter - life's too short to eat synthetic spreadable reduced-fat sh!te.

[yorks5stringer]

Err, isn't this request for a Vegetarian Bass Player going a little Off-Topic?

[skankdelvar]

[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1396304276' post='2412208']
Err, isn't this request for a Vegetarian Bass Player going a little Off-Topic?
[/quote]

Omnivores wouldn't think so but a veggie mite.

[wateroftyne]

[quote name='skankdelvar' timestamp='1396358278' post='2412633']
Omnivores wouldn't think so but a veggie mite.
[/quote]

We'd butternut get into all that, though.

[Dad3353]

[quote name='wateroftyne' timestamp='1396362321' post='2412701']
We'd butternut get into all that, though.
[/quote]

Bean there, done that...

[yorks5stringer]

Those comments are all offal...

[skankdelvar]

Liver let live, I always say.

[Diablo]

You should all stop this constant ribbing. The mods will chop the thread as the steaks are getting high.

[Dad3353]

[quote name='Diablo' timestamp='1396379140' post='2412962']
You should all stop this constant ribbing. The mods will chop the thread as the steaks are getting high.
[/quote]

Corny.