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These are all mine for when I retire fronm the originals scene.

[b]Boy Division[/b] - High energy version of Unknown Pleasures sung by four lads in tight PVC pants.
[b]Codplay[/b] - Tedious, droning, accountant music played by a band of slightly whiffy factory workers from Young's in Grimsby.
[b]AeroSmiths[/b] - Cock rocking versions of Morrisey and Marr's back catalogue.
[b]the Psychedelic Spurs[/b] - Hoddle and Waddle sing Pretty in White and Sister Europa League.
[b]Numan League[/b] - All your Synth needs in one band.
[b]World Of WarKraftwerk[/b] - Teutonic machine elves.
[b]Smashing Bumkins[/b] - Pa Larkin transposes Chicago alt rock to a Kentish farmyard. Pullet with Butterfly Wings, Perfick', etc.
[b]Captain Sensible & Tenille[/b] - Love Will Keep Us Together sung naked apart from a red beret.
[b]U2pia[/b] - Todd and Bono mash it up.....
[b]Stiff Little Richard[/b] - Flamboyant rock n roll with an Ulster accent.
[b]the Nicholas Parsons Project[/b] - Prog tracks that last just a minute
[b]Bjorkwind[/b] - Icelandic space ritual.
[b]Canon & Ball Corpse[/b] - Comedy duo go dark. Death metal on Tommy.
[b]Emerson, Lake & Carlton Palmer[/b] - The audience wonder how the one with no talent managed to get in this group?
[b]The Rollins Stones[/b] - Paint it Black Flag.
[b]Promised You the Miracles[/b] - Smokey sings New Gold Dreams.
[b]Thieving Sponging Benefit Scum[/b] - Daily Mail readers UB40 tribute
[b]Good Vibrators[/b] - Beach Boys style punk bandwagon jumpers.
[b]UK Dubs[/b] - Sly & Robbie supply the riddim while Charlie Harper toasts.
[b]Bruce Forsyth and the Range[/b] - Thats the way it. Way it is thats.
[b]Frankie Howerd and the Teenagers[/b] - Why do fools....oooh matron. Now listen....
[b]Mumford & Sunn (0))))))[/b] - Indie doom folk

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One of my favourite band names is a Pink Floyd tribute, Dark Side Of The Room!

Dizzy Lizzy is another that used to do the rounds.

The worst one I can think of is The Jamm. A lot of effort went into that one:-)

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[quote name='Low End Bee' timestamp='1373356238' post='2136477']
These are all mine for when I retire fronm the originals scene.

[b]Boy Division[/b] - High energy version of Unknown Pleasures sung by four lads in tight PVC pants.
[b]Codplay[/b] - Tedious, droning, accountant music played by a band of slightly whiffy factory workers from Young's in Grimsby.
[b]AeroSmiths[/b] - Cock rocking versions of Morrisey and Marr's back catalogue.
[b]the Psychedelic Spurs[/b] - Hoddle and Waddle sing Pretty in White and Sister Europa League.
[b]Numan League[/b] - All your Synth needs in one band.
[b]World Of WarKraftwerk[/b] - Teutonic machine elves.
[b]Smashing Bumkins[/b] - Pa Larkin transposes Chicago alt rock to a Kentish farmyard. Pullet with Butterfly Wings, Perfick', etc.
[b]Captain Sensible & Tenille[/b] - Love Will Keep Us Together sung naked apart from a red beret.
[b]U2pia[/b] - Todd and Bono mash it up.....
[b]Stiff Little Richard[/b] - Flamboyant rock n roll with an Ulster accent.
[b]the Nicholas Parsons Project[/b] - Prog tracks that last just a minute
[b]Bjorkwind[/b] - Icelandic space ritual.
[b]Canon & Ball Corpse[/b] - Comedy duo go dark. Death metal on Tommy.
[b]Emerson, Lake & Carlton Palmer[/b] - The audience wonder how the one with no talent managed to get in this group?
[b]The Rollins Stones[/b] - Paint it Black Flag.
[b]Promised You the Miracles[/b] - Smokey sings New Gold Dreams.
[b]Thieving Sponging Benefit Scum[/b] - Daily Mail readers UB40 tribute
[b]Good Vibrators[/b] - Beach Boys style punk bandwagon jumpers.
[b]UK Dubs[/b] - Sly & Robbie supply the riddim while Charlie Harper toasts.
[b]Bruce Forsyth and the Range[/b] - Thats the way it. Way it is thats.
[b]Frankie Howerd and the Teenagers[/b] - Why do fools....oooh matron. Now listen....
[b]Mumford & Sunn (0))))))[/b] - Indie doom folk
[/quote]
Why wait - the names alone are probably worth more than the admission price!! :lol:

Posted (edited)

[quote name='Low End Bee' timestamp='1373356238' post='2136477']
These are all mine for when I retire fronm the originals scene.

[b]Boy Division[/b] - High energy version of Unknown Pleasures sung by four lads in tight PVC pants.
[b]Codplay[/b] - Tedious, droning, accountant music played by a band of slightly whiffy factory workers from Young's in Grimsby.
[b]AeroSmiths[/b] - Cock rocking versions of Morrisey and Marr's back catalogue.
[b]the Psychedelic Spurs[/b] - Hoddle and Waddle sing Pretty in White and Sister Europa League.
[b]Numan League[/b] - All your Synth needs in one band.
[b]World Of WarKraftwerk[/b] - Teutonic machine elves.
[b]Smashing Bumkins[/b] - Pa Larkin transposes Chicago alt rock to a Kentish farmyard. Pullet with Butterfly Wings, Perfick', etc.
[b]Captain Sensible & Tenille[/b] - Love Will Keep Us Together sung naked apart from a red beret.
[b]U2pia[/b] - Todd and Bono mash it up.....
[b]Stiff Little Richard[/b] - Flamboyant rock n roll with an Ulster accent.
[b]the Nicholas Parsons Project[/b] - Prog tracks that last just a minute
[b]Bjorkwind[/b] - Icelandic space ritual.
[b]Canon & Ball Corpse[/b] - Comedy duo go dark. Death metal on Tommy.
[b]Emerson, Lake & Carlton Palmer[/b] - The audience wonder how the one with no talent managed to get in this group?
[b]The Rollins Stones[/b] - Paint it Black Flag.
[b]Promised You the Miracles[/b] - Smokey sings New Gold Dreams.
[b]Thieving Sponging Benefit Scum[/b] - Daily Mail readers UB40 tribute
[b]Good Vibrators[/b] - Beach Boys style punk bandwagon jumpers.
[b]UK Dubs[/b] - Sly & Robbie supply the riddim while Charlie Harper toasts.
[b]Bruce Forsyth and the Range[/b] - Thats the way it. Way it is thats.
[b]Frankie Howerd and the Teenagers[/b] - Why do fools....oooh matron. Now listen....
[b]Mumford & Sunn (0))))))[/b] - Indie doom folk
[/quote]

Excellent! Pretty much all of those made me LOL.

If you aren't can't going to use AeroSmiths can I have it? It would annoy Morrissey so much...

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[i]always thought our good friends from Barry Island THE SHAMONES was a great name, have a pretty famous bass player as well..[/i]

Posted

[quote name='BigRedX' timestamp='1373359512' post='2136548']
Excellent! Pretty much all of those made me LOL.

If you aren't can't going to use AeroSmiths can I have it? It would annoy Morrissey so much...
[/quote]

It's all yours!

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[quote name='niceguyhomer' timestamp='1373346613' post='2136397']
Always liked the average height band myself
[/quote]
[quote name='whynot' timestamp='1373363133' post='2136614']
Earth, Wind for Hire!
[/quote]

+ 1 :lol:

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