I've never begged for a job before ..... but ...

[KingBollock]

[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1373648225' post='2140245']


Some people read my explanatory post, some didn't. I'm tired of having to keep explaining that it was ironic, I thought we specialised in irony here in the UK. After all, I keep hearing British people saying Americans don't 'get' irony, seems we don't either, most people probably think it means having a sh*t and finding the toilet paper's run out.
[/quote]
Don't go giving Alanis Morissette ideas for another bloomin' song!

[xilddx]

[quote name='KingBollock' timestamp='1373648437' post='2140247']
Don't go giving Alanis Morissette ideas for another bloomin' song!
[/quote]

[bobbass4k]

[quote name='The Dark Lord' timestamp='1373645682' post='2140178']
I'm not interested in your rants or protestations mate. I've just blocked you from my content. Say what you like to everyone else.
[/quote]

Is this the internet equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalala I'm not listening!"? I fail to see what this deliberate embrace of ignorance accomplishes.

[Dingus]

All this just goes to show that women are big trouble .

( Just kidding ladies . I wouldn't have sex with anything else )

[Dad3353]

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1373650074' post='2140268']
All this just goes to show that women are big trouble .

( Just kidding ladies . I wouldn't have sex with [b]anything[/b] else )
[/quote]

[discreet]

It's hot, isn't it? ...I'm typing this whilst wearing one of the current mrs discreet's dresses. Very cool and liberating! Hey, I've just thought - d'you think there might be any YouTube videos of a man wearing a dress and playing the bass guitar? Just wondering...

[bobbass4k]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1373654728' post='2140327']
It's hot, isn't it? ...I'm typing this whilst wearing one of the current mrs discreet's dresses. Very cool and liberating! Hey, I've just thought - d'you think there might be any YouTube videos of a man wearing a dress and playing the bass guitar? Just wondering...
[/quote]

I seriously doubt there's a market for that, I mean what next, a flamboyant drummer who looks like he's turned up to the wrong gig? People aren't [i]that[/i] easily amused...

[Dad3353]

[quote name='bobbass4k' timestamp='1373655102' post='2140333']
I seriously doubt there's a market for that...[/quote]

Hang on a tick; I'm almost sure I've seen something similar. Now, where was it..? BBC News..? Twitter..? Google..? I'll be back; can't be that hard to find...

[Dingus]

How did life get so complicated ? All Dark Lord wanted to do was perv over a couple of Indie chicks , and I wanted to help him . I only mentioned about checking whether the drummer had in fact started life as a man because I don't want anyone else to go through what me and my family have been through since my fling with Fatima Whitbread .

[operative451]

Oh right, now fatima whitbread jokes. Really? Not cool at all.
Tell ya what, that duff mckagen looks a right goer don't he? I'd prune his shrubbery, know what I mean?

'cept I don't want to catch something, and those leather kecks? Bit stinky down there, i bet!

[Dingus]

This one is going to run and run ...

[peteb]

When political correctness goes wrong...

[seashell]

Aren't people mostly agreeing with each other in this thread?
So why is everyone arguing with people they seem to agree with.?
It's all gone a bit weird.
Maybe I need another glass of Pinot.

[Dandelion]

You don't get this sort of trouble with cat threads.

We could start a cat thread?


How exactly do you get a worming tablet into a cat anyway?

My arms are ripped to ribbons.

[skankdelvar]

[quote name='Dandelion' timestamp='1373666702' post='2140511']
How exactly do you get a worming tablet into a cat anyway?
[/quote]

Depending on pill size, I would usually put it in their food.

[skankdelvar]

[MoonBassAlpha]

[quote name='skankdelvar' timestamp='1373667103' post='2140519']

[/quote]legend!

[discreet]

[quote name='bobbass4k' timestamp='1373655102' post='2140333']People aren't [i]that[/i] easily amused...[/quote]

[i]Oh [/i]yes they are.

[lowdown]

This thread is a great read, it's really getting out there.
It's only about twelve bars from Mars.... [size=4] [/size]


Garry

[seashell]

[quote name='Dandelion' timestamp='1373666702' post='2140511']
You don't get this sort of trouble with cat threads.

[/quote]

You'd be surprised! I used to belong to a Cat Forum, and I can tell you Bass Players are pussy cats in comparison!

[discreet]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1373713701' post='2140846']I used to belong to a Cat Forum...[/quote]

What a chequered past you have, Shell...

[Dingus]

Seeing as this thread has become tenuous , to say the least, I happened upon this little gadget the other day :



I'm not sure whether this would appeal to cat lovers or not .

[KingBollock]

That reminds me of a cigarette dispenser we had in the guitar shop I worked in when I was a kid.



It didn't actually work, though, it just crushed them because they never fell into the correct position properly.

[BassTractor]

Mmmmm ... twelve Mars bars!!! .....

[BassTractor]

[quote name='KingBollock' timestamp='1373728384' post='2141034']

[cig ass pic]

[/quote]


You'll need a lighter too:
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