The drummer of your dreams?

[Happy Jack]

[url="http://www.gumtree.com/p/community/drummer-looking-for-keyboard-bass-voice-electronic-pop/1027184305#photo-content"]http://www.gumtree.com/p/community/drummer-looking-for-keyboard-bass-voice-electronic-pop/1027184305#photo-content[/url]

Form an orderly queue, guys ...

[chris_b]

.... for the door?

[Cat Burrito]

If you look at the photo he's not even a person, just a drum kit!?!

[Beedster]

[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1375433704' post='2161103']
[url="http://www.gumtree.com/p/community/drummer-looking-for-keyboard-bass-voice-electronic-pop/1027184305#photo-content"]http://www.gumtree.c...5#photo-content[/url]

Form an orderly queue, guys ...
[/quote]

Mmm, given the widely accepted shortage of drummers nationwide I wonder why he needs to advertise for musicians.......?

[wateroftyne]

[quote]I hate people who say "I like rock/funky/polka/tango/blues...blah blah blah

*snip*

I like 80s New wave, 90s synth pop, nu/italo-disco, electro pop, everything with a good mix of acoustic and electronic. [/quote]

LULz

[TomDuff]

In strange way I would like to meet this person, just to see if they really are as big a tool as that ad would suggest.

[JTUK]

Pass.

[Telebass]

What a fine example of musicianly humanity. Not.

[keeponehandloose]

usual story, drummers a bit of a tosser but has somewhere to rehearse and leave the gear , so Im in ...

[Lord Sausage]

What i love is how he says he hate people who say i like rocky/ funk y etc. then at the end lists his likes. Class!

[discreet]

He will not take his drum to jam. So presumably jam must come to drum! Mmm... jam.

[Billy Apple]

Hey, the guy's got a Gene Simmons surf board, so I'm in!

[Fubar]

Definitely a weapons grade bellend...

[TomDuff]

[quote name='Fubar' timestamp='1375625292' post='2163558']
Definitely a weapons grade bellend...
[/quote]
Excellent expression sir!

[EliasMooseblaster]

I'm intrigued by:

[b]"please don't waste my time, I like strong personalities but not ....holes[/b]"

I suspect he's censored himself because he was wary of writing "arseholes" in a public advert, but it looks to me like he's just shuddering at some memory of childhood claustrophobia - "not...holes. Anything but...holes."

[ratman]

[quote name='keeponehandloose' timestamp='1375478754' post='2162179']
usual story, drummers a bit of a tosser but has somewhere to rehearse and leave the gear , so Im in ...
[/quote]

Hear hear. Has anybody ever seen a kit with that paint job before? It looks like an electric kit to me. And have you noticed that he's got a tom to the outside of the snare & hats lol. The turkey! In his favour though, the rug matches the paint job.......

[CPBass]

[quote name='Fubar' timestamp='1375625292' post='2163558']
Definitely a weapons grade bellend...
[/quote]

+1
Very eloquent Fubar