What do you like about this bass?

[Dom in Dorset]

[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Unique-MIJ-Vintage-Bass-Guitar-Violin-or-Fiddle-Body-For-Restoration-/161090903367?pt=Guitar&hash=item2581c41d47"]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Unique-MIJ-Vintage-Bass-Guitar-Violin-or-Fiddle-Body-For-Restoration-/161090903367?pt=Guitar&hash=item2581c41d47[/url]

[discreet]

Is it a trick question?
The obvious answer is, 'Nothing'.

Edited August 22, 2013 by discreet

[Dom in Dorset]

It's 3875 miles from my house.

[iceonaboy]

You beat me to it, I was gonna say absolutely nothing. Its hideous!

[Spike Vincent]

Made in Japan? Made in someone's shed, more like.

[KevB]

Would come in handy if I ever get snowed in somewhere.

[Dom in Dorset]

Reassured to see that it's unique.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Dom in Somerset

[LeftyBiskit]

Nowt! It's a f"£$%n paddle.

[Lfalex v1.1]

[quote name='KevB' timestamp='1377163173' post='2184058']
Would come in handy if I ever get snowed in somewhere.
[/quote]

Or stuck up a creek without a paddle?

[Bolo]

I could really use that body!

As backboard for my actual size Glamdring Original copy serial 84461293/100000000!

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

Aargh ! Hideous

[Cat Burrito]

Reminds me of the EKO violin bass, I don't hate it...just don't really like it too much either!?!

[Norris]

Has anybody called the church to tell them one of their pews is missing?

[discreet]

We should buy up basses like this and have one hell of a Basschat bonfire on November 5th.

[dave_bass5]

That it would never be stolen from a gig, no matter how often it was left out at the end of the night at a Pikey festival.

[EBS_freak]

We all know that it's going to end up nailed to the wall in a pub...

[Urban Bassman]

[quote name='EBS_freak' timestamp='1377181380' post='2184433']
We all know that it's going to end up nailed to the wall in a pub...
[/quote]

If it was on the wall in my local.....I'd find another local.

[xgsjx]

Made in Japan? Made from a kazi pan more like!

[paul_5]

Yup. Toilet seat with strings... for "flossing", presumably.

[Dom in Dorset]

I think you're all being too hard on it. This listing clearly says that it's in need of restoration, I'm sure that with new neck, body, hardware, electronics and strings you could have a seriously nice bass,

[dave_bass5]

An ugly bass is an ugly bass, no matter how well its looked after (IMO)

[iceonaboy]

[quote name='Dom in Somerset' timestamp='1377186320' post='2184525']
I think you're all being too hard on it. This listing clearly says that it's in need of restoration, I'm sure that with new neck, body, hardware, electronics and strings you could have a seriously nice bass,
[/quote]

If only I had thought of that, it would make a great little project if you had a spare couple of thousand

[MisterFingers]

It has been made out of a toilet seat cover hasn't it? -"good bottom end"

[xgsjx]

[quote name='Dom in Somerset' timestamp='1377186320' post='2184525']
I think you're all being too hard on it. This listing clearly says that it's in need of restoration, I'm sure that with new neck, body, hardware, electronics and strings you could have a seriously nice bass,
[/quote]

I think by "restoration", they mean cut a hole in the middle & put it back. Then plug it in & you have a B: Ass guitar (which slices your jobbies for easy flushing too!).

[Woodinblack]

Actually looks like a trophy plaque. Maybe someone won 'best pickup' award and someone put a neck on it?