What do you like about this bass?

[Fionn]

It oozes sex ... like accountancy or paracetamol does.

[Dom in Dorset]

[quote name='Fionn' timestamp='1377191077' post='2184624']
It oozes sex ... like accountancy or paracetamol does.
[/quote]
or like a patient at a GU clinic.

[Fionn]

[quote name='Dom in Somerset' timestamp='1377191769' post='2184634']
or like a patient at a GU clinic.
[/quote]

Ooooo, now we're talkin'!

[Gust0o]

This is a piece of history, a rare example of the first Bongo prototype.

[tauzero]

[quote name='Dom in Somerset' timestamp='1377163370' post='2184063']
Reassured to see that it's unique.
[/quote]

Not just that, it's [u]very[/u] unique.

[discreet]

[quote name='Gust0o' timestamp='1377194030' post='2184683']
This is a piece of history, a rare example of the first Bongo prototype.
[/quote]

That's racist, isn't it..?

[dave_bass5]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1377194314' post='2184688']
That's racist, isn't it..?
[/quote] No, not unless you say it twice ;-)

[Jus Lukin]

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[Dom in Dorset]

[quote name='tauzero' timestamp='1377194186' post='2184685']
Not just that, it's [u]very[/u] unique.
[/quote]
There can't be too few of these.

[Grangur]

It's got 4 strings. I always prefer 4 strings.
The neck is dark, that's good too. Not too happy about it being quite so short, but .... err.... ummm. err
Now I'm stuck... yep it's [email="cr@p"]cr@p[/email]

[Dom in Dorset]

For once it does seem that we are united in our opinion of a bass guitar, does anyone actually like this bass?

[xgsjx]

[quote name='Gust0o' timestamp='1377194030' post='2184683']
This is a piece of history, a rare example of the first Bongo prototype.
[/quote]
[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1377194314' post='2184688']
That's racist, isn't it..?
[/quote]
[quote name='dave_bass5' timestamp='1377194705' post='2184693']
No, not unless you say it twice ;-)
[/quote]
What if you play it in a Mazda campervan (the one with the pop up roof)?

[Gust0o]

[quote name='xgsjx' timestamp='1377198302' post='2184746']
What if you play it in a Mazda campervan (the one with the pop up roof)?
[/quote]

Someone did once. [i]And that's the last ever heard of him [/i]

[xgsjx]

[quote name='Gust0o' timestamp='1377204398' post='2184877']
Someone did once. [i]And that's the last ever heard of him [/i]
[/quote]
Surely it's easier than playing Jazz on a Jazz in a Jazz?

[Grangur]

Its also good that you don't have to watch it after a gig to stop someone nicking it..

[discreet]

[quote name='Grangur' timestamp='1377206973' post='2184913']
Its also good that you don't have to watch it after a gig to stop someone nicking it..
[/quote]

That's right. It is quite literally completely useless.

[Donnyboy]

It could be used as a weapon in some sort of medieval battle reenactment ( with slight modification)

[BassTractor]

Yeah, but who in his right mind would dare mod such a work of art?

[benthos]

[quote name='dave_bass5' timestamp='1377181092' post='2184431']
That it would never be stolen from a gig, no matter how often it was left out at the end of the night at a Pikey festival.
[/quote]
A contender for the Basschat Famous Quotes thread right here

[Dandelion]

Its a bit like Marmite....










Brown and sh*tty..

[Donnyboy]

[quote name='Dandelion' timestamp='1377258592' post='2185399']
Its a bit like Marmite....










Brown and sh*tty..
[/quote]






But, some people do like Marmite

[ratman]

Fugly. That's what that is.

[Jellyfish]

[quote name='Grangur' timestamp='1377206973' post='2184913']
Its also good that you don't have to watch it after a gig to stop someone nicking it..
[/quote]

Until you get stopped by the manager for nicking a chunk of the bar...

[stu_g]

Too late! ive already found the bass of my dreams [url="http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/unique-2-string-bass-and-amp-50/1029253701"]http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/unique-2-string-bass-and-amp-50/1029253701[/url]
perfect for a rocket roll band! or a sigue sigue sputnik tribute!

[4 Strings]

[quote name='xgsjx' timestamp='1377182919' post='2184468']
Made in Japan? Made from a kazi pan more like!
[/quote]