You couldn't sell many of these in East London. . .

[molan]

It's a Jack & Danny bass:

http://www.musicstore.de/en_EN/EUR/Jack-and-Danny-YC-PB-3Tone-SB-/art-BAS0000912-002

Only £75 but the rhyming slang definition might not help sales over here

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jack%20and%20danny

[discreet]

Hee, hee. It's the bass guitar equivalent of the Morris Minor.

[url="http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/alternatives/1891"]http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/alternatives/1891[/url]

Edited August 22, 2013 by discreet

[ChickenKiev]

I can imagine playing a gig with one, and some cockney blokes coming up to me afterwards,

"Alright lad. Your fanny sounded lovely tonight".

[discreet]

Probably a bit whiffy after a hot sweaty gig, too.
I know mine always is.

[ChickenKiev]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1377176648' post='2184336']
Probably a bit whiffy after a hot sweaty gig, too.
I know mine always is.
[/quote]

Covered in sweat and slime. And mine is always stringy..

[ras52]

Are they unplayable for few days each month?

[cybertect]

Puts a whole different slant on this thread in [i]Accessories & Misc[/i]

[url=http://basschat.co.uk/topic/214573-blood-on-strings-is-meths-the-answer/page__p__2179869__hl__blood__fromsearch__1#entry2179869]Blood on Strings - is Meths the Answer?[/url]

[discreet]

[quote name='ras52' timestamp='1377178527' post='2184372']
Are they unplayable for few days each month?
[/quote]

It's bloody nuts if you ask me.

[Ou7shined]

I'm off to my room to finger my Jack & Danny

[ChickenKiev]

[quote name='ras52' timestamp='1377178527' post='2184372']
Are they unplayable for few days each month?
[/quote]

Yeah, I have to stuff a tampon in the input jack.

Edited August 22, 2013 by ChickenKiev

[ras52]

[quote name='ChickenKiev' timestamp='1377184461' post='2184493']
Yeah, I have to stuff a tampon in the input jack.
[/quote]

No good in the studio then, too much bleed.

[ChickenKiev]

We are disgusting..

[clashcityrocker]

[quote name='ras52' timestamp='1377178527' post='2184372']
Are they unplayable for few days each month?
[/quote]
Brilliant!

[stu_g]

and if your amps crap you might end up with a farty jack & danny

[darren]

Watch out for the road worn ones as the strings attached are undesirable

[ChickenKiev]

I do like the look of the Fender 'Porn Shop' series ones.

[discreet]

[quote name='ChickenKiev' timestamp='1377185090' post='2184505']
We are disgusting...
[/quote]

Yes. I regret contributing to this thread now. Someone might see it.

[megallica]

Sounds good through a flanger though

[KingBollock]

I think the action might be buggered on mine, the frets are queefing.

[bremen]

Better off with a Growler.

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

Is there a hello kilitty version ?

Edited August 27, 2013 by RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE

[ras52]

I like a little fuzz on mine.

[discreet]

I seem to have some hard wood around the G-Spot.

...OK, I'm going to stop now.

[Ou7shined]

Don't use a pick... you could get in a flap.

[Highfox]

sounds a bit fishy to me ..