That moment when...

[sarah thomas]

... you get to the open mic night in the vast unknown, shove your phone in your pocket, call your tune, get on the stage and your satnav says 'turn left at the next junction'.

[TheRev]

....when you get on stage for your 5pm set at a festival and realise that accepting all those drinks from punters after your 1pm slot might not have been a good idea.

[timbo1978]

[quote name='alistair Sutcliffe' timestamp='1378471470' post='2200811']
...someone says 'that's a big violin' and you finally lose it and rip their face off.

Hasn't happened yet, but it's coming...
[/quote]

Literally, the next person that says that...

[timbo1978]

...after practicing a tune all week to finally master it, someone says, let's do this in Eb instead...

[TheRev]

[quote name='timbo1978' timestamp='1378645630' post='2202700']
...after practicing a tune all week to finally master it, someone says, let's do this in Eb instead...
[/quote]

Don't get me started....

[TPJ]

...you are all set up at the gig and in the changing room, you then realise the black shirt you grabbed was your 11 year old son's :/

[bassace]

You turn up for a December gig with the seven piece and there on the stage in the DB position is a bloody Christmas tree.