Two bass players walk into a bar....

[timmo]

Is there ever going to be a finale. If anyone wants me to make me talk about this, I will take the fifth

Edited October 3, 2013 by timmo

[steve-bbb]

maybe one of the mods will try and slowly fade it out

[mcgraham]

[quote name='RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE' timestamp='1380823912' post='2231202']
Time for an interval ?
[/quote]

What? Another one? Haven't we had two already? So that would make it a third, right?

[Bassman Sam]

This is coming to a crescendo.

[Bassman Sam]

No, I was wrong, it's going a bit flat now.

[steve-bbb]

[quote name='Bassman Sam' timestamp='1380830195' post='2231349']
This is coming to a crescendo.
[/quote]

no im sure somebody will come up with another one if you wait a minuet

[stingrayPete1977]

I have just been out only to come waltzing back in to this thread to find it up to five pages.....

[Bassman Sam]

[quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1380843336' post='2231556']
I have just been out only to come waltzing back in to this thread to find it up to five pages.....
[/quote]

Well, there's nothing wrong with your sight reading.

[MarkG3]

There's no reason to B flat about the puns.....

[xgsjx]

From the thread title, I was expecting a punchline of "You'd think the 2nd one would have seen it".
I suppose I'd better contribute...

I heard they were only looking for somewhere to buy a vibrato. I guess they'll just have to go & pull off.

[barneyg42]

This thread has been going solo long my largo has gone flat.

[barneyg42]

So I went to the bar man because my largo was flat, he said I coda drunk it quicker!
I thought just breve, I'm not going to lose my tempo over it! Just give me a measure of lilt...presto!

[ras52]

I told my drinking companions about a piece I'd written in which two or more voices sing exactly the same melody (and may continue repeating it indefinitely), but with each voice beginning at different times so that different parts of the melody coincide in the different voices, but nevertheless fit harmoniously together. They just said it was my round.

[steve-bbb]

[quote name='ras52' timestamp='1380876222' post='2231706']
I told my drinking companions about a piece I'd written in which two or more voices sing exactly the same melody (and may continue repeating it indefinitely), but with each voice beginning at different times so that different parts of the melody coincide in the different voices, but nevertheless fit harmoniously together. They just said it was my round.
[/quote]

was the pub called 'The Cannon' by any chance?

[redbandit599]

Just been passed by a small black guy who was running incredibly fast.

I fortissimo?

[jazzyvee]

[ras52]

[quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1380887153' post='2231906']
was the pub called 'The Cannon' by any chance?
[/quote]

It was... and that explains why they were pointing at the counter....

#coat

[BassTractor]

[quote name='jazzyvee' timestamp='1380888795' post='2231943']

[/quote]


[b][size=6]No! Not again![/size][/b]

[icastle]

I was going to tell you all to stop it, but chickened out at the last moment.

I'm only semi-breve and tend to quaver in my boots.

[SpaceChick]

[quote name='icastle' timestamp='1381006228' post='2233422']
I'm only semi-breve and tend to quaver in my boots.
[/quote]

I always have the urge to take the pizzicato out of you for that

5 pages, it's all mambo jambo.

I've been to the bar.. dodgy as anyone, someone pinched my harmonics

[Maude]

This thread has cheered me up, just the tonic!

[timmo]

How many encores is this getting?

[Maude]

[quote name='timmo' timestamp='1381095829' post='2234394']
How many encores is this getting?
[/quote]

I wouldn't worry about it, it's not 'A Major' problem.

[timmo]

[quote name='Maude' timestamp='1381096453' post='2234404']
I wouldn't worry about it, it's not 'A Major' problem.
[/quote]So you are thinking it is only a minor problem?

Edited October 6, 2013 by timmo

[witterth]

no puns, just stop it, stop it now.