Dingus Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 [quote name='Stan_da_man' timestamp='1382909997' post='2258004'] This is 2013 - not 1913. [/quote] But women are drinking like they did in the gin palaces of 1813, and suffering terrible consequences as a result . As well as being annoying . That is my point . I have the welfare of Britain's women at heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lozz196 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 [quote name='The Dark Lord' timestamp='1383236187' post='2261967'] How very dare you sir! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgWUfRNeT7E[/media] [/quote] Wow, she be very cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 [quote name='Lozz196' timestamp='1383246470' post='2262160'] Wow, she be very cool. [/quote] She seems very cheerful , bobbing away like that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil.i.stein Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 at 1:15 >> they can http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV3aZGiiAZU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1383246703' post='2262174'] She seems very cheerful , bobbing away like that . [/quote] I reckon that's actually a cross-dressing Korean ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1383252338' post='2262292'] I reckon that's actually a cross-dressing Korean ... [/quote] I see what you mean. She's called Caroline Campbell. She also plays keyboards for Cradle of Filth when they tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 [quote name='The Dark Lord' timestamp='1383254433' post='2262325'] I see what you mean. She's called Caroline Campbell. She also plays keyboards for Cradle of Filth when they tour. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee4 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 [quote name='BurritoBass' timestamp='1382882791' post='2257501'] I have a girl in each of my bands who are both talented and classy, each good looking. One plays violin / keyboards and one sings. Drunken idiots in pubs come in all shapes and sizes after all. [/quote] I was once in a band with two utterly charming and classy ladies.But the following tale may well make one of them sound a little,well,uncouth and lax in the common sence department. We were playing a gig at the Bull and Gate in London's seedy Kentish Town.All was going well,the groove was mighty,and the audience was on our side. Banter between us and them was flowing well,and our lovely singer,who was a gorgeous and curvy lass,had decided to wear a skirt which resembled a pleated lamp shade(it seemed to flare out at the side and was rigid). Feeling parched,she bent down from the waist to retrieve her drink.Drummer and I were directly behind her,and were treated to the sight of her thong. Cue the rhythm section performing a comedy double take and taking great interest in the ceiling. What made things worse was that between her and us was her husband(our keyboard player)who was oblivious to what had happened. The drummer has since claimed that he has been mentally scarred by(I quote)the sight of her tuna canoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lojo Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='skidder652003' timestamp='1382879177' post='2257441'] one goes up to the guitarist/singer and shouts mid way through a song (like they always do) if she can sing. He smiles and shakes his head, so she moves on to the drummer and yells if she can have a go on the sticks. He shakes his head, she takes one look at yours truly and just walks away... charming. [/quote] My guess is a drunk person who can't play instruments may think they can sing or hit drums with sticks , but still know they can't play a stringed instrument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidder652003 Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 well perhaps, but i was more than happy to let her have a quick fiddle on the thunderstick even if she was crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolo Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='EssentialTension' timestamp='1383254630' post='2262330'] [/quote] I still vote korean crossdresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='Bolo' timestamp='1383293776' post='2262593'] I still vote korean crossdresser. [/quote] Perhaps you need to go on one of those 'Tell the Difference' courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) [quote name='EssentialTension' timestamp='1383297365' post='2262646'] Perhaps you need to go on one of those 'Tell the Difference' courses. [/quote] A couple of mentions, but no-one posted the Korean cross-dressing bass player yet!? Shame on you all! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vns8T-OQvC8&&list=PL4csMoGyO-TmOEc-RYwUaO8h0JnU8XWkj[/media] Edited November 1, 2013 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamdenRob Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) The bass players I have seen wouldn't make particularly good glamour models either... Edited November 1, 2013 by CamdenRob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1383300577' post='2262735'] The bass players I have seen wouldn't make particularly good glamour models either... [/quote] I dunno. Stick Nigel in a dress and he might look half-way decent after a few pints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='EssentialTension' timestamp='1383297365' post='2262646'] Perhaps you need to go on one of those 'Tell the Difference' courses. [/quote] They have courses for that now? My generation had to learn the hard way on a big night out in Brighton . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1383300744' post='2262741'] I dunno. Stick Nigel in a dress and he might look half-way decent after a few pints. [/quote] Erotic image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1383312060' post='2263003'] Erotic image. [/quote] Think Audrey Hepburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='Marvin' timestamp='1383313629' post='2263036'] Think Audrey Hepburn [/quote] I'm more an Audrey from Coronation Street man myself , but I can see where you are coming from on that one , Marvin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JapanAxe Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1383300439' post='2262728'] A couple of mentions, but no-one posted the Korean cross-dressing bass player yet!? Shame on you all! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vns8T-OQvC8&&list=PL4csMoGyO-TmOEc-RYwUaO8h0JnU8XWkj[/media] [/quote] I refrained from pressing 'play' on this, not because of the Korean cross-dressing content, but because the guy's right-hand position indicates an imminent slap-a-thon. *sigh* Edited November 1, 2013 by JapanAxe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1383312046' post='2263002'] They have courses for that now? My generation had to learn the hard way on a big night out in Brighton . [/quote] Steady on! I live in Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) [quote name='EssentialTension' timestamp='1383318371' post='2263121'] Steady on! I live in Brighton. [/quote] It's alright , I didn't mean you . Or at least statistically speaking, it's very unlikely, anyway . But probably less unlikely than if you lived in Middlesborough. Edited November 1, 2013 by Dingus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
51m0n Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1383319373' post='2263148'] It's alright , I didn't mean you . Or at least statistically speaking, it's very unlikely, anyway . But probably less unlikely than if you lived in Middlesborough. [/quote] You must have meant me then, I dont remember, it was a heavy evening...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='51m0n' timestamp='1383320181' post='2263164'] You must have meant me then, I dont remember, it was a heavy evening...... [/quote] No, I am Spartacus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingus Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 [quote name='51m0n' timestamp='1383320181' post='2263164'] You must have meant me then, I dont remember, it was a heavy evening...... [/quote] [quote name='EssentialTension' timestamp='1383320581' post='2263173'] No, I am Spartacus. [/quote] Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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