Rookie mistake

[MarkW]

[size=3][color="#000000"][font="Calibri"]So, I was asked if I wanted to play bass in a production of The Full Monty. “Great!” I thought. A bit of Hot Chocolate, Tom Jones, Steve Harley, Sister Sledge, Donna Summer – I can knock all that off standing on my head, so I said “Yes!”[/font][/color][/size]
[size=3][color="#000000"][font="Calibri"]Then I discovered that it’s the musical production (I didn’t even know there was one) and the score bears no relation to the film whatsoever. I’m going to have to remember how to read dots and everything! Better get practicing… [/font][/color][/size]

[icastle]

[quote name='MarkW' timestamp='1385302784' post='2286568']
So, I was asked if I wanted to play bass in a production of The Full Monty.
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Wasn't 'Bass' the name of one of the strippers?

[MarkW]

Now that would have been an even greater disappointment to the punters than my playing

[BetaFunk]

Thankfully i haven't seen either the film or the play but good luck with it.

[ubassman]

You will have to change your first name to Horse !

[icastle]

[quote name='MarkW' timestamp='1385305518' post='2286615']
Now that would have been an even greater disappointment to the punters than my playing
[/quote]

You could always blame the cold weather.

I do.