unfulfilled ambition

[simes]

At 52 yrs old bald and overweight I will never get to play wearing spandex with one foot on the monitor

[seashell]

Spandex isn't a good look for anyone, really.
Nothing to stop you doing the monitor thing though. You could always pretend you were doing it ironically

[steve-soar]

Then you Sir, have avoided being a stereotypical ****. Stay you.

[Monckyman]

Lucky escape.

[Muzz]

I was that soldier circa 85. It was never as much fun as the Motley Crüe videos made it look...

[discreet]

[quote name='Muzz' timestamp='1389141477' post='2330684']
It was never as much fun as the Motley Crüe videos made it look...
[/quote]

And they didn't make it look that much fun, either. Hair rock!

[Roland Rock]

[quote name='simes' timestamp='1389139960' post='2330675']
At 52 yrs old bald and overweight I will never get to play wearing spandex with one foot on the monitor
[/quote]

Isn't that what bedrooms and Youtube are for?

[TimR]

You can get some very good wigs these days.

[skej21]

[quote name='Roland Rock' timestamp='1389166595' post='2330714']


Isn't that what bedrooms and Youtube are for?
[/quote]

Or chat roulette?

[Hobbayne]

Nothings as much fun as standing in front of your bass amp at full volume and feeling that trouser flapping fun!

[arthurhenry]

The Spandex and monitor foot rest would be fun, but it's not quite the same without a 30ft tall monster emerging behind you.

[Donnyboy]

If you can lift your leg that high you're doing pretty well..

[RhysP]

[quote name='arthurhenry' timestamp='1389178613' post='2330852']
The Spandex and monitor foot rest would be fun, but it's not quite the same without a 30ft tall monster emerging behind you.
[/quote]

In my Spandex wearing days I looked like I had a 30ft monster emerging in front of me....

[seashell]

[quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1389183417' post='2330947']
In my Spandex wearing days I looked like I had a 30ft monster emerging in front of me....
[/quote]

Bingo! BC'ers never disappoint

[johnDeereJack]

Personally I think you should just do it anyway but make sure you record the audience reaction and post it here on BC! Y'know, like the [i]'2 Girls...'[/i] reaction videos on YT!
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[Dad3353]

[quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1389183417' post='2330947']
In my Spandex wearing days I looked like I had a 30ft monster emerging in front of me....
[/quote]

[discreet]

[quote name='RhysP' timestamp='1389183417' post='2330947']
In my Spandex wearing days I looked like I had a 30ft monster emerging in front of me....
[/quote]

Hence your avatar, presumably?

[paul_5]

[quote name='Hobbayne' timestamp='1389178259' post='2330847']
Nothings as much fun as standing in front of your bass amp at full volume and feeling that trouser flapping fun!
[/quote]
This, but spandex don't flap.

[flyfisher]

[quote name='simes' timestamp='1389139960' post='2330675']
At 52 yrs old bald and overweight I will never get to play wearing spandex with one foot on the monitor
[/quote]

That's easily fixed . . . just change your ambition.

But that's easy for me to say because I've ever felt the allure of spandex.

[chris_b]

[quote name='paul_5' timestamp='1389200027' post='2331270']
....but spandex don't flap....
[/quote]

My sensibly cut spandex trousers do.

[Roger2611]

I still think you should do it.....you are never too old........but if you do, you can spare us the pictures, we will believe you

[seashell]

[quote name='flyfisher' timestamp='1389205237' post='2331374']



But that's easy for me to say because I've ever felt the allure of spandex.
[/quote]

Freudian typo?

[Johnm93]

Do it, man. You know you want to.

And so do we, now...

[Dingus]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1389140235' post='2330678']
Spandex isn't a good look for anyone, really.
[/quote]

Stamping on another one of my dreams there, Shelly.

[discreet]

[quote name='seashell' timestamp='1389210425' post='2331478']
Freudian typo?
[/quote]

That Freudian slip is showing.