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[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1392044033' post='2363924']
My new office is around the corner from the Bass Gallery. Any tips regarding self discipline?
[/quote]Leave your credit card and bank details at home, and take the long way around

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[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1392044033' post='2363924']
My new office is around the corner from the Bass Gallery. Any tips regarding self discipline?
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My house is around the corner from the gallery... I'm heading down there in a couple of weeks to try out the Vanderkley cabs when they come in.

If you fancy a trip I'd value a second opinion.

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I see plenty of cards in phone boxes and news agents windows in central London advertising services to do with discipline, mostly offered by women in leather wear. Maybe one of them could help you , but it might work out cheaper and less painful just to buy a new bass .

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[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1392046782' post='2363982']
I see plenty of cards in phone boxes and news agents windows in central London advertising services to do with discipline, mostly offered by women in leather wear. Maybe one of them could help you...
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There is an establishment just over the canal from the gallery that offers these kind of specialist services under the guise of a massage parlour...

...so I've heard anyway...

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[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1392046571' post='2363980']
Just get your salary paid directly to The Gallery and have them give you an allowance out of it to live on .
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[quote name='gary mac' timestamp='1392047004' post='2363990']
Start work early, don't have a lunch break, finish late. Sorted.
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Choose one and stick to it Nige.

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[quote name='CamdenRob' timestamp='1392045998' post='2363971']
My house is around the corner from the gallery... I'm heading down there in a couple of weeks to try out the Vanderkley cabs when they come in.

If you fancy a trip I'd value a second opinion.
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Oh you poor sod!

The office isn't ready yet and we'll be moving there in 5 weeks, but I'm sure I can time a another safety meeting to collide with your Gallery visit :D

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[size=4][quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1392044033' post='2363924'][/size]Any tips regarding self discipline?
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Cold showers, long walks in the country and avoid spicy food. And porn.

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[quote name='xilddx' timestamp='1392044033' post='2363924']
My new office is around the corner from the Bass Gallery. Any tips regarding self discipline?
[/quote]Beat yourself with a stick as to you press your nose up against the window before going in?

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First, get yourself a window seat in the office. Then, get some mirrors set up and angled so you only need look out the window to browse the gallery. That way, you don't actually need to go in there and risk temptation. You can then just buy online from the website.

.......

I'm sure there's a flaw in my idea but I can't think what.

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The only answer is aversion therapy. Start to associate your bass guitars with the most unsettling things you can imagine, like Simon Cowell playing them whilst he's clad in nothing but a tight mankini. Once you're thoroughly terrified of the sight of them I'll be happy to come and take your bass guitars away.

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Just accept that you're doomed and there's going to be an interesting stream of new bass like instruments appearing in your future!

Resistance is futile.

Or just never, ever go there... ever.

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The way I see it you only have 2 choices if you wish to be sure of success ...

Blow up the Bass Gallery or Kill yourself

Helpful links to follow

Edited by lojo

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