itsmedunc Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Twin-Double-Neck-Guitar-Fretless-Bass-6-String-/291094493836?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item43c6957a8c Words are not enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Man...I knew all those hallucinogenics I took in the 80s would come back to haunt me...looking at this just gave me a bad trip... That is one ugly instrument!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthedoghouse Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 OMG, that's horrific!! What a hack job - and probably not enough room to get your hand around either neck properly :-| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Sharman Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 April 1st already? Surely not! I feel sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowieBass Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 What the actual f**k?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JapanAxe Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 It reminds me of the scene in the remake of The Fly where the guy comes out of the machine all jumbled up with a load of cables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Well, that ain't something you see every day... Functionless but demonstrating some rudimentary creativity I suppose - and don't mourn the donor bass, it was one of those Taiwanese Kay P copies from the 70s - not exactly a classic. Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philw Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 The strings on the six string are upside down 'cause there's no room between the two necks to fit a hand without having it stuck there permanently. That's bloody fantastic that is - presumably the creative genius behind the thing only realised this small problem once the hacking about had begun. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall inside his head when the awful realisation struck. That bit of the brain that handle the "Oh FFS" emotions would have been kicking-off like the best fireworks display ever. P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I think the real problem is that "[i]the bass neck has been deferred[/i]". Never de-fret to tomorrow what can be de-fretted until the day after ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1394021664' post='2386959'] I think the real problem is that "[i]the bass neck has been deferred[/i]". Never de-fret to tomorrow what can be de-fretted until the day after ... [/quote] On-board delay pedal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsmedunc Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 There should be a Hall of Fame on here showing the worst attempts at fashioning an instrument. This one will definitely make it into it. I still cant believe that there is somebody so talentless out there that can still breathe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 [quote name='JapanAxe' timestamp='1393974438' post='2386593'] It reminds me of the scene in the remake of The Fly where the guy comes out of the machine all jumbled up with a load of cables. [/quote] That's exactly what I thought too - Brundle Bass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger2611 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 By the lord Harry......some people should be kept in straitjackets to prevent harm to innocent instruments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owencf Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I expect this to happen to my coffee table should i go on holidays and lend the flat to a mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 [quote name='philw' timestamp='1394016156' post='2386866'] The strings on the six string are upside down 'cause there's no room between the two necks to fit a hand without having it stuck there permanently. That's bloody fantastic that is - presumably the creative genius behind the thing only realised this small problem once the hacking about had begun. [/quote] Or you could be charitable and assume that the genius in question was attempting to make a tapping instrument. I can't think why Messrs. Chapman, Warr, and, er, Mobius haven't yet come up with an entirely fretless tapping instrument - the half-fretless Chapman Stick just shows a lack of commitment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonnp Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 just needs another bass neck to make it really "different" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hand of john curley Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 A little bit of sick came up when I saw that...and I started to cry!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonnp Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 keep coming back to this, just to stare, plus having the gall to try and sell it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 MB1. Hearth Fodder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Simple explanation - a one-off custom for an ambidextrous guitar player. Play bass right handed, flip it over (presumably a la ZZ Top) and play geetar left-handed. Can't imagine why no-one has thought of it before... Just given me an idea - have a 3 necked guitar, bass, fret-less bass, 6 string, radiating out like an aircraft propeller. Spin it round to the one you want to use next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diablo Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 [quote]Just given me an idea - have a 3 necked guitar, bass, fret-less bass, 6 string, radiating out like an aircraft propeller. Spin it round to the one you want to use next. [/quote] The radial guitar concept - nice! Would need to be a 4 string bass, 6 string geeetar, then surely an 8 string bass or a 12 string gee..? Imagine taking a break between songs to retune - the place would be shut before you'd finished! As for the abomination for sale - I'm thinking "kindling" Cheers, Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musky Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 [quote name='Paul S' timestamp='1394438987' post='2391223'] Simple explanation - a one-off custom for an ambidextrous guitar player. Play bass right handed, flip it over (presumably a la ZZ Top) and play geetar left-handed. Can't imagine why no-one has thought of it before... Just given me an idea - have a 3 necked guitar, bass, fret-less bass, 6 string, radiating out like an aircraft propeller. Spin it round to the one you want to use next. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Drat, beaten to it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheG Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Cant believe Im still laughing about that guitar bass thing. That is hilarious!!! Amazing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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