Here you are all you lefties..er.. I mean righties

[rogerstodge]

http://bit.ly/1gWsCiu

[discreet]

There's something sinister about this.

[rogerstodge]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1395775587' post='2406193']
There's something sinister about this.
[/quote]ain't a cheapo is it.

[discreet]

[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]No, I was trying to be a smart-arse. [i]Sinister[/i] is, or can be, Latin for left-handed.

[color=#000000][b]sinister[/b][/color][color=#000000] ([/color][color=#000000]ˈsɪnɪstə[/color][color=#000000])[/color]
[color=#000000][i]adj[/i][/color][/font][/size]
[indent=1][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][b]3. [/b](Heraldry) ([i]usually postpositive[/i]) of, on, or starting from the left side from the bearer's point of view and therefore on the spectator's right[/font][/size][/indent]
[indent=1][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][b]4. [/b]located on the left side[/font][/size][/indent]
[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][C15: from Latin [i]sinister[/i] on the left-hand side, considered by Roman augurs to be the unlucky one][/color]

...I'll get me toga.[/font][/size]

Edited March 25, 2014 by discreet

[The Bass Doc]

As played by Dexter Redding? (son of Otis Redding and a fine bass player apparently).

....make that two togas please.

[Happy Jack]

So your guitarist looks at your new bass and asks: "What is it?".

And you reply: "It's a [color=#333333][font=Calibri, sans-serif][size=4]Maelstrom Black Belemnite Concept Symetry Bass Guitar.".[/size][/font][/color]

[size=2][color=#333333][font=Calibri, sans-serif](Although you probably spell [i]symmetry [/i]correctly. Unlike this vendor.)[/font][/color][/size]

[color=#333333][font=Calibri, sans-serif][size=4]And then, once everyone has finished laughing at you, you put it back in the rack and pick up your Precision again.[/size][/font][/color]

[Dave Vader]

[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1395835212' post='2406825']
So your guitarist looks at your new bass and asks: "What is it?".

And you reply: "It's a [color=#333333][font=Calibri, sans-serif]Maelstrom Black Belemnite Concept Symetry Bass Guitar.".[/font][/color]

[size=2][color=#333333][font=Calibri, sans-serif](Although you probably spell [i]symmetry [/i]correctly. Unlike this vendor.)[/font][/color][/size]

[color=#333333][font=Calibri, sans-serif]And then, once everyone has finished laughing at you, you put it back in the rack and pick up your Precision again.[/font][/color]
[/quote]

No, you say it is clearly a Gretsch Electromatic, like it says on the headstock, he says, it looks like a hondo.

And then proceed to the last step outlined above....

[PaulWarning]

[attachment=158651:Hondo Bass.jpg]

yep, looks like my Hondo

Edited March 26, 2014 by PaulWarning

[tauzero]

"Oh bugger, we forgot to put in the pickup switch".

[Roger2611]

I assume it is aimed at those who haven't figured whether they play left or right handed yet......I am sure it won't have a rather limited market then!

[brensabre79]

It is clearly aimed at "smaller people who want awesome sustain and power"

However, at that price I can buy four Gretsch Electromatic G2220 Junior Jet II's which are also suitable for smaller people who want awesome sustain and power at an affordable price.

[yorks5stringer]

I'd
[quote name='Dave Vader' timestamp='1395837340' post='2406859']
No, you say it is clearly a Gretsch Electromatic, like it says on the headstock, he says, it looks like a hondo.

And then proceed to the last step outlined above....
[/quote]

You say "this handmade British Bass cost me nearly a grand mate". He says "Why does it have a Made in China stamp on the neck". You break into the riff for "Going Japanese" to hide your embarrassment....