SubsonicSimpleton Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 This just made me spray my monitor and keyboard with hot tea http://www.gumtree.com/p/community/musician-offering-spelling-lessons/1056958775 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameronj279 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Satire at its finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlapbassSteve Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Spectacular! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 So who's to be the first to offer the same service for (some...) BC members..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Shame he begun a sentence with 'As'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpook Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [quote name='Kev' timestamp='1398003164' post='2429407'] Shame he begun a sentence with 'As'.... [/quote] began Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [i]Gumtree[/i] should be capitalised. [i]Sell-out[/i] should be hyphenated. The second paragraph should be split into two sentences. I gave up nitpicking after that. Poor effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protium Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [quote name='wateroftyne' timestamp='1398003811' post='2429419'] [i]Gumtree[/i] should be capitalised.[i]Sell-out[/i] should be hyphenated. The second paragraph should be split into two sentences. I gave up nitpicking after that. Poor effort. [/quote] Space missed between first and second sentences. Poor effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 I don't know what you're talking about. *cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protium Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [quote name='ahpook' timestamp='1398003775' post='2429418'] began [/quote] Began. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NancyJohnson Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Shouldn't there also be commas after the closing bracket in paragraph two and after each 'or' in paragraph one (...then get in touch" or[color=#ff0000][b],[/b][/color] "metallica cover band...)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Burrito Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Having read the responses on here I'm too scared to comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodinblack Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Whats wrong with rehearsaling then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Clearly that's a stealth ad looking for new members to join the well-known Yorkshire pub covers act, Thee Grammer Nazi's. Jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [quote name='NancyJohnson' timestamp='1398007043' post='2429448']...and [s]after[/s] before each 'or' in paragraph one (...then get in touch"[color=#ff0000][b],[/b][/color] or "metallica cover band...)? [/quote] Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 (edited) I'd say using the term "mong" is vastly more ignorant than using poor spelling/punctuation or grammar... Edited April 20, 2014 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlfer Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [quote name='Bassassin' timestamp='1398008037' post='2429464'] Clearly that's a stealth ad looking for new members to join the well-known Yorkshire pub covers act, Thee Grammer Nazi's. Jon. [/quote] THA Grammar Nazi's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oopsdabassist Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Leeds eh? I smell Fump's handiwork here! Deliberate mistakes included Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpook Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [quote name='Woodinblack' timestamp='1398007712' post='2429459'] Whats wrong with rehearsaling then? [/quote] Its boaring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [quote name='karlfer' timestamp='1398010846' post='2429501'] THA Grammar Nazi's [/quote] Of corse - sory! J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 [quote name='karlfer' timestamp='1398010846' post='2429501'] THA Grammar Nazi's [/quote] THA Grammar Nazis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gelfin Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 He could probably make more on Facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karlfer Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 [quote name='BassTractor' timestamp='1398019832' post='2429645'] THA Grammar Nazis [/quote] Well spotted Bert. See how kind I am by not going back and editing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 [quote name='karlfer' timestamp='1398064533' post='2429901'] See how kind I am by not going back and editing it [/quote] Yes, your tha perfec gentle men. Unlike some others - the likes of whom we happily never see on BC, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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