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I'm not really a boob man.

Don't get me wrong, they have their place (hopefully closer to the chin than the knees), but I've never used big boobs as an excuse to shag a fat bird.

More of a bum man personally. And a nice pair of pins.











*now that's how you hijack a thread!

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[quote name='Jesus' post='241544' date='Jul 17 2008, 08:57 AM']I was under the impression this was an equal rights forum?














Who said boobage? Ive got all the boobs a man (or girl) could ever need![/quote]

It is...but this was the thread title: Whats ya poison girls?, What kinda music do y'all love to play?

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Well sorry to disappoint but I'm fairly sure most of you guys are going to be rivalling me on the boobage front, but I make up for it by being 5 ft 9 and having legs up to my ears :huh: :brow: :)

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[quote name='BigBeefChief' post='241562' date='Jul 17 2008, 10:35 AM']I'm not really a boob man.

Don't get me wrong, they have their place (hopefully closer to the chin than the knees), but I've never used big boobs as an excuse to shag a fat bird.

More of a bum man personally. And a nice pair of pins.[/quote]

Yeh, I love it when you get a really long, elegant, graceful pair of legs that look like they're constantly struggling to hold up a big flabby ass.

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[quote name='Sarah5string' post='241576' date='Jul 17 2008, 10:49 AM']Well sorry to disappoint but I'm fairly sure most of you guys are going to be rivalling me on the boobage front, but I make up for it by being 5 ft 9 and having legs up to my ears :huh: :brow: :)[/quote]

You should seek circus work! :huh:

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[quote name='cheddatom' post='241582' date='Jul 17 2008, 10:55 AM']Yeh, I love it when you get a really long, elegant, graceful pair of legs that look like they're constantly struggling to hold up a big flabby ass.[/quote]
Hmph.... fine..
*skulks off and swears never to post full length photos anywhere ever again...*

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[quote name='Sarah5string' post='241584' date='Jul 17 2008, 10:57 AM']Hmph.... fine..
*skulks off and swears never to post full length photos anywhere ever again...*[/quote]

Im sure your legs, arse, and ears are always welcome on the pages.

Oh dear, this thread is wildly off topic. Anyway, i was wondering wether you get noticeably more sustain with those big Traben bridges like you have on your OLP? Anyone know if you can get the bridges seperately? Ive tried a search in the past to no avail.

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[quote name='Sarah5string' post='241585' date='Jul 17 2008, 10:58 AM']I should.. but I'm trying to perfect my bearded lady act...[/quote]

If your legs are really up to your ears then surely you already...


[gets coat]

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[quote name='bremen' post='241602' date='Jul 17 2008, 11:18 AM']If your legs are really up to your ears then surely you already...


[gets coat][/quote]

Or does she....?


Got room in that coat for 2?

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[quote name='Jesus' post='241598' date='Jul 17 2008, 11:11 AM']Im sure your legs, arse, and ears are always welcome on the pages.

Oh dear, this thread is wildly off topic. Anyway, i was wondering wether you get noticeably more sustain with those big Traben bridges like you have on your OLP? Anyone know if you can get the bridges seperately? Ive tried a search in the past to no avail.[/quote]
I wouldn't say noticeably more. It's not a good sound but isn't particularly meaty at all. Much more suited to funk/pop, which is why I'm looking to sell it. Got my Shine and my Dean now which are much more suited to what I play rock/metal. :)

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[quote name='BigBeefChief' post='241629' date='Jul 17 2008, 11:58 AM']Have you considered trying this?


[url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey+face"]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey+face[/url][/quote]
Funnily enough... no.... LMAO

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[quote name='BigBeefChief' post='241629' date='Jul 17 2008, 11:58 AM']Have you considered trying this?


[url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey+face"]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey+face[/url][/quote]

You silver-tongued devil.

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[quote name='Sarah5string' post='241584' date='Jul 17 2008, 10:57 AM']Hmph.... fine..
*skulks off and swears never to post full length photos anywhere ever again...*[/quote]

I haven't actually seen any full length pictures of you. I was refferring to my general taste in women.

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[quote name='BigBeefChief' post='241629' date='Jul 17 2008, 11:58 AM']Have you considered trying this?


[url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey+face"]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey+face[/url][/quote]


Smooth...

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[quote name='cheddatom' post='241646' date='Jul 17 2008, 12:17 PM']I haven't actually seen any full length pictures of you. I was refferring to my general taste in women.[/quote]
I'll let you off then :)



(I was only kidding btw)

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[quote name='Toasted' post='241651' date='Jul 17 2008, 12:19 PM']BBC: a hit with the ladies.[/quote]

You think he's good? I've been known to knock them dead!

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[quote name='cheddatom' post='241656' date='Jul 17 2008, 12:20 PM']You think he's good? I've been known to knock them dead![/quote]


As in necrophilia? :)

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[quote name='Hamster' post='241664' date='Jul 17 2008, 12:26 PM']As in necrophilia? :)[/quote]

You know that smell when the bin men missed your bin two weeks running in the middle of summer and you open the lid without thinking? That get's me really hard.

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[quote name='cheddatom' post='241668' date='Jul 17 2008, 12:28 PM']You know that smell when the bin men missed your bin two weeks running in the middle of summer and you open the lid without thinking? That get's me really hard.[/quote]
Oh Christ I nearly fell off my chair with laughter at this comment. CCan always rely on fellow BC'ers to brighten up the day!!! Thanx Cheddatom :)

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[quote name='Wooks' post='241673' date='Jul 17 2008, 12:35 PM']Oh Christ I nearly fell off my chair with laughter at this comment. CCan always rely on fellow BC'ers to brighten up the day!!! Thanx Cheddatom :)[/quote]

You wouldn't be laughing if you had to empty the bins in Tom's street.

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