Cat Burrito Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/teen-loses-finger-at-croydon-rave-continues-dancing-because-the-bass-was-hard-9546200.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Just say 'no' to drugs, kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 ... except, maybe, the aspirin the paramedics give you..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Aspirin!? I think I'd need something with a little more [i]analgesia[/i] in that situation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monckyman Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Karma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megallica Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Seriously though a 16 year old at an all night rave, am I being naive here or should his parents be investigated by social services? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 [quote name='megallica' timestamp='1403510643' post='2483252'] Seriously though a 16 year old at an all night rave, am I being naive here or should his parents be investigated by social services? [/quote] Possibly... though I seem to remember being pretty wild and staying out until all hours when I was fifteen... but then that was a long time ago and things were different. Ha! Ha! - no they weren't! It was all about having fun and getting off your face, then as now! I did manage to keep all my fingers though, so maybe I didn't have as much fun as this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skol303 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 (edited) [quote name='megallica' timestamp='1403510643' post='2483252'] Seriously though a 16 year old at an all night rave, am I being naive here or should his parents be investigated by social services? [/quote] Well I couldn't possibly comment about what I was doing myself at that age, but I think the tactful thing is to say that some children grow up more quickly than others and develop cunning ways of keeping their parents misinformed I do, however, still have all of my fingers intact. Clearly I wasn't skanking hard enough. EDIT: I've pretty much said exactly the same thing as Mark! Maybe we went to the same parties... Edited June 23, 2014 by Skol303 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTUK Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1403461129' post='2482919'] Just say 'no' to drugs, kids! [/quote] yep... I'd go with that. Losing a finger would bring you round pretty quick, otherwise, I'd have thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzz Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 (edited) I have a friend whose Mrs was out on the lash, and at the end of a long drinking session decided to climb a steel fence, jumped down the other side and carried on up the street. It was only when she and her friend had got to the top of the road about 1/4 mile later and were trying to hail a cab that she spotted she was missing the top two joints of her left little finger. During all the shenanigans with hospitals, etc, her other half went looking for it with a torch and found it sticking out of the top of the fence... Edited June 23, 2014 by Muzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyDog Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 This bozo should definitely get an honourable mention in this year's Darwins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 [quote name='UglyDog' timestamp='1403529716' post='2483567'] This bozo should definitely get an honourable mention in this year's Darwins. [/quote] I dunno... he's still alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 [size=3]Ripped me finger off. [b][i]Brilliant![/i][/b][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyDog Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1403531053' post='2483589'] I dunno... he's still alive! [/quote] That's why he only gets an honourable mention, rather than being an actual candidate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamtheelvy Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Ha, just down the road from my family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conan Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 (edited) "The boy asked paramedics if he could just be bandaged up and "rave on"..." [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv49jlyX-co"]http://www.youtube....h?v=sv49jlyX-co[/url] Edited June 23, 2014 by Conan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpook Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 (edited) [quote name='Monckyman' timestamp='1403476951' post='2483148'] Karma. [/quote] I'd spell it ketamine Edited June 23, 2014 by ahpook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monckyman Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Karmaceuticals.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpook Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 [quote name='Monckyman' timestamp='1403537042' post='2483682'] Karmaceuticals.... [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-bbb Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 arrange the words 'head' and 'meat' into a suitable well known term Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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