I bet none of you like the bass as hard as this guy

[Cat Burrito]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/teen-loses-finger-at-croydon-rave-continues-dancing-because-the-bass-was-hard-9546200.html

[discreet]

Just say 'no' to drugs, kids!

[Dad3353]

... except, maybe, the aspirin the paramedics give you..!

[discreet]

Aspirin!? I think I'd need something with a little more [i]analgesia[/i] in that situation...

[Monckyman]

Karma.

[megallica]

Seriously though a 16 year old at an all night rave, am I being naive here or should his parents be investigated by social services?

[discreet]

[quote name='megallica' timestamp='1403510643' post='2483252']
Seriously though a 16 year old at an all night rave, am I being naive here or should his parents be investigated by social services?
[/quote]

Possibly... though I seem to remember being pretty wild and staying out until all hours when I was fifteen... but then that was a long time ago and things were different. Ha! Ha! - no they weren't! It was all about having fun and getting off your face, then as now!

I did manage to keep all my fingers though, so maybe I didn't have as much fun as this guy.

[Skol303]

[quote name='megallica' timestamp='1403510643' post='2483252']
Seriously though a 16 year old at an all night rave, am I being naive here or should his parents be investigated by social services?
[/quote]

Well I couldn't possibly comment about what I was doing myself at that age, but I think the tactful thing is to say that some children grow up more quickly than others and develop cunning ways of keeping their parents misinformed

I do, however, still have all of my fingers intact. Clearly I wasn't skanking hard enough.

EDIT: I've pretty much said exactly the same thing as Mark! Maybe we went to the same parties...

Edited June 23, 2014 by Skol303

[JTUK]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1403461129' post='2482919']
Just say 'no' to drugs, kids!
[/quote]

yep... I'd go with that. Losing a finger would bring you round pretty quick, otherwise, I'd have thought.

[Muzz]

I have a friend whose Mrs was out on the lash, and at the end of a long drinking session decided to climb a steel fence, jumped down the other side and carried on up the street. It was only when she and her friend had got to the top of the road about 1/4 mile later and were trying to hail a cab that she spotted she was missing the top two joints of her left little finger. During all the shenanigans with hospitals, etc, her other half went looking for it with a torch and found it sticking out of the top of the fence...

Edited June 23, 2014 by Muzz

[UglyDog]

This bozo should definitely get an honourable mention in this year's Darwins.

[discreet]

[quote name='UglyDog' timestamp='1403529716' post='2483567']
This bozo should definitely get an honourable mention in this year's Darwins.
[/quote]

I dunno... he's still alive!

[skankdelvar]

[size=3]Ripped me finger off. [b][i]Brilliant![/i][/b][/size]

[UglyDog]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1403531053' post='2483589']
I dunno... he's still alive!
[/quote]
That's why he only gets an honourable mention, rather than being an actual candidate

[iamtheelvy]

Ha, just down the road from my family!

[Conan]

"The boy asked paramedics if he could just be bandaged up and "rave on"..."

[url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv49jlyX-co"]http://www.youtube....h?v=sv49jlyX-co[/url]

Edited June 23, 2014 by Conan

[ahpook]

[quote name='Monckyman' timestamp='1403476951' post='2483148']
Karma.
[/quote]


I'd spell it ketamine

Edited June 23, 2014 by ahpook

[Monckyman]

Karmaceuticals....

[ahpook]

[quote name='Monckyman' timestamp='1403537042' post='2483682']
Karmaceuticals....
[/quote]

[steve-bbb]

arrange the words 'head' and 'meat' into a suitable well known term