JapanAxe Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I believe I have just had a brilliant idea: Sometimes in a BC thread, two members will get themselves into a verbal tussle (which may or may not be directly related to the thread topic) whilst others attempt to continue the thread around them. Instead of deleting the ever more acrimonious posts, perhaps the mods could move the content to The Local's 'car park', where the pugnacious posters can indulge in as much flaming and willy-waggling as they wish. Other members would have the option of ignoring them and concentrating on the original thread, or forming a virtual circle around the contestants and egging them on to greater verbal violence. Well it seemed like a brilliant idea when I first thought of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Utter nonsense, and Flea is better than Mark King anyway, thump, biff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JapanAxe Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 Wanna take it outside mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Im more of a sh*t stirring on looker thanks, crap at fighting both verbally and physically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I spend enough time on the M25 as it is, thanks very much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Adams Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Just an excuse to get out for a fag break. Drop it now or I'll deck yer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ead Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Isn't that 'Off Topic'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delberthot Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Did ye call wor pint a lass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I don't think it would be very conducive to the BC spirit, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JapanAxe Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 [quote name='ead' timestamp='1406272141' post='2509907'] Isn't that 'Off Topic'? [/quote] Exactly what I thought, the moment [i]after[/i] I'd posted [quote name='charic' timestamp='1406280293' post='2510036'] I don't think it would be very conducive to the BC spirit, do you? [/quote] The BC spirit could carry on in the the 'proper' threads. Perhaps we could have the 'car park' hosted on youspilledmypint.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The system would be open to abuse by mods. For example, posts by members they didn't like could be moved to the dustbin of the Car Park, never to be read again, and they could even stop posts in mid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1406282421' post='2510067'] The system would be open to abuse by mods. For example, posts by members they didn't like could be moved to the dustbin of the Car Park, never to be read again, and they could even stop posts in mid [/quote] Gotcha..! Mwahahahah..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icastle Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 If two 'willy wagglers' want to flame each other then they are free to get a room or to continue their pettiness via PM. Alternatively, join MumsNet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 DIS...? DIS.....? Discreet are you there? Has anyone seen Discreet? he promised to give me a few "How to write humorous posts"lessons... He was supposed to be here in the...oh ...hi Dad what are you doing here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 [quote name='Raymondo' timestamp='1406285901' post='2510126'] DIS...? DIS.....? Discreet are you there? Has anyone seen Discreet? he promised to give me a few "How to write humorous posts"lessons... He was supposed to be here in the...oh ...hi Dad what are you doing here? [/quote] Shhh... ([i]taps side of nose[/i]...). We don't want all and sundry to know I'm here ... and no more talk of ... you know who. You wouldn't want to go the same way, now would you..? You can forget the lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 [b][size=6]HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY[/size][/b] [size=4][b]AARGGHH!! MMMF! ....MFFFF![/b][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 What was that?....I'm sure I just heard Dis...erm...Dad.......DAD..NO! ...what the............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icastle Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 MEMO TO: AARGGHH!! MMMF! ....MFFFF! Please return Discreet immediately. You don't know where he's been. We do. Please ensure you wash your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mwahahahah..! [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] Oh, the mad power of it all, and it's mine, all mine..! All these posts, sent back to 1932, pre-web..! [/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mwahahahah..! 'Car park'..? I'll give 'em 'car park'..! Get thee hence from this place, beyond the pale, beyond our ken, beyond all redemption..! 'Car park', indeed..! [/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mwahahahah..! [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] Begone..![/font][/color] Edited July 25, 2014 by Dad3353 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfisher Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 NURSE . . . ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Ah, that was fun..! Anyone else, whilst I'm here, and before I wash my hands..? No..? Just say the word, and I'll oblige any and all with another trip to the 'car park'. 70-odd years to wait before being able to reply, eh..? Step right up; don't be shy. No takers..? Well, I'll be here when you want to discuss the point, as did those other... eh... well, we shan't go into that. No, I don't know who you mean. Let's change the subject, eh..? Humbuckers on a Jazz bass..? Flats or rounds..? Candy Apple Red v Sunburst..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 C'mon guys! Take it inside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brensabre79 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Isn't this what Talkbass is for already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamdenRob Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) Why are there a load of blokes standing around in this car park?...... I read an artical in the paper about this sort of thing , which one of you is Stan Collymore? Edited July 25, 2014 by CamdenRob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JapanAxe Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 [quote name='brensabre79' timestamp='1406293396' post='2510276'] Isn't this what Talkbass is for already? [/quote] Denied! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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