Well that's most of us excluded then ...

[Happy Jack]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/community/bass-player-wanted-for-alternativepsychedelic-band/1080046217

[steve-bbb]

[Iain]

I let my playing bore people, not how I stand on stage...

[Bilbo]

Can I sit down? With a music stand in front of me? And a saaaaandwich?

[steve-bbb]

sometimes i turn up and set up and then change and put smart shirt and shoes on but once or twice ive forgotten and done the gig wearing my crocs

[stingraybassman]

[quote name='steve-bbb' timestamp='1412364368' post='2568355']
sometimes i turn up and set up and then change and put smart shirt and shoes on but once or twice ive forgotten and done the gig wearing my crocs


[/quote]

That colour! I feel sick now.

[Happy Jack]

No, they're a well-chosen colour.

You can step in all sorts of stuff and no one will know it was you.

Apart from the smell of course.

[JTUK]

I guess it is.... I have no interest in running around like a loon
especially when I see my job as holding things down when all hell is breaking loose..
We are quite a static bunch but we've also been told we are quite exciting to watch..
Whether they meant the gig was exciting because of the way we played I don't know
but I'd rather it that way than try and impress by jumping around trying to kid people
it all works.
You know how you are going down...........and a big cheer after the first number is
nice.... before you have warmed up your posing moves....

[steve-bbb]

[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1412428797' post='2568874']
No, they're a well-chosen colour.

You can step in all sorts of stuff and no one will know it was you.

Apart from the smell of course.
[/quote]
Well it does come in handy being naturally smelly