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Despite giving up the Womble suit some years ago, Mike Batt still lives in a cave on Wimbledon Common and can be seen daily collecting discarded litter. He has developed a lucrative recycling business and it's reckoned that his earning from bottles and tins outstrip his earnings from record sales by some 30.000 to 1.

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Slayer were originally got together to be The Leo Sayer Band. Unfortunately for Leo, the members were all thrash metal fans and soon tired of playing mindless drivel pop songs and met with their management to discuss breaking away. Small print in their contracts prevented them from any proper, self respecting metal band name, so they stuck with Sayer, only adding the "L" when their garden leave period expired.

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7 of the Top 40 Hits this week are all sung/co sung by the artist "Feat". "Feat" when she was young was known as "Little Feat" and enjoyed a successful career with Lowell George et al. However she wanted to do her own thing and now works in a variety of different genres, usually as one of three singers. Despite closely guarding her identity, "Feat" has enjoyed more single success this year than any other artist bar none including Lady Gaga. "Feat" regards the music business as transient however and is rumoured to be considering a career in Podiatry.

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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1418202569' post='2627832']
Crosby Stills Nash and Young all had concerns in 1970 about their newest album sounding too like their previous one. It was eventually released to critical acclaim however.
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Ah yes, "Deja entendu" :lol:

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Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
Automatic by "The Pointer Sisters was the first song ever written by computer.
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Sister Sledge used to only Tour in the Summer so they could indulge in their passion during the Winter. However they then became fans of One Day Cricket so now just fit a few dates in in the late Spring and early Autumn. Patriarch Percy has now retired.

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Old Etonians Chas and Dave went under-cover and worked in a pie and mash shop in Hackney to cultivate the Norf London accents. Chas (aka Crispin Hemsley-Trustfund) recently described the experience as 'ghastly' but added 'One does what one has to in times of economic uncertainty and fiscal strife'.

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