yorks5stringer Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 Johnny Rivers is going to team up with The Damned to release "Wade on the Water". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomBass Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 [quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1430467680' post='2761613'] Microsoft users: The much hated Internet Explorer is being killed off in Windows 10, to be replaced by a browser called Microsoft Edge. It is currently being beta tested by members of the much loved U2. You read it here first. [/quote] Yes, and I read it on a Sunday. Bloody Sunday, of all things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share Posted May 3, 2015 [sub]Head Hands and Feet are joining with The Average White Band to do a new version of "Pick Up The Pieces".[/sub] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 4, 2015 Author Share Posted May 4, 2015 Having disbanded Brothers Johnson in the 90's Brian went on to career with AC/DC and Boris went to Oxford. The rest, as they say, is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras52 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Madonna's "Like a Virgin" was inspired by the songwriter's first fumblings with a rangefinder camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 (edited) Singer Mark Morrison has just had his laptop stolen. He is offering a hefty reward for "Return of the Mac" Edited May 5, 2015 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Franz Ferdinand and Sparks have joined forces and call themselves FFS....FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfretrock Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1430861694' post='2765445'] Franz Ferdinand and Sparks have joined forces and call themselves FFS....FFS! [/quote] Bored with The Who, Pete gets no pleasure in their gigs anymore, so they have joined with The Fall and call themselves WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprocketflup Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 The Beatles were monickered so as they had finally managed to get the better of their nemesis Lesley on the Ping-Pong table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Bass Strait between Australia and Tasmania was named in honour of John Illsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Three Dog Night, The Magic Numbers and Blind Melon are getting together to re-record one of their greatest hits. Edited May 6, 2015 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 [sub]McDonalds are running a special promotion on Alabama Shakes at the moment, just 99p.[/sub] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 Following the formation of supergroup NKOTBSB (New Kids on the Block and Back Street Boys) 911 and Five are thinking of merging but cannot come up with a name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 15, 2015 Author Share Posted May 15, 2015 Should UK Eurovision representatives "Electro Velvet" fail to come first in Vienna next week, they will probably go underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 Apparently, whilst the new Rush R40 Tour is going well, they have booked less dates than previous Tours, to ensure it's all less of a....................rush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 (edited) Talk Talk and The Walker Brothers are talk talking about a collaboration of "Life's what you make it, Jacqui". Negotiations are stalled on a name for the collective group however. Edited May 19, 2015 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprocketflup Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Nobody can read what the band Blur's real name is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 [quote name='sprocketflup' timestamp='1432062608' post='2777793'] Nobody can read what the band Blur's real name is [/quote] Bet The Ozric Spectacles can? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfretrock Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1432136784' post='2778510'] Bet The Ozric Spectacles can? [/quote] X-Ray Spex can see through all sorts of obfuscation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 20, 2015 Author Share Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) [quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1432140796' post='2778575'] X-Ray Spex can see through all sorts of obfuscation. [/quote] Pete Townsend can see for miles too...actually it is Roger Daltry Edited May 20, 2015 by yorks5stringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad3353 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1432146160' post='2778656'] Pete Townsend can see for miles too...actually it is Roger Daltry [/quote] Blind Lemon Jefferson is not impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Jake Bugg is massively entomophobic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Kylie Mingoue's "Hand On Your Heart" has been officially licensed by the NHS, and will be played non-stop during every Immediate Life Support training session for the next 3 years. After that it's back to the Black Eyed Peas' "Pump it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprocketflup Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Ah, they've finally dropped Grace Jones's 'Slave To The Rhythm' then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted May 21, 2015 Author Share Posted May 21, 2015 I blame Queen releasing "Sheer Heart Attack" in the first place..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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