yorks5stringer Posted October 17, 2015 Author Posted October 17, 2015 [quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1445081040' post='2888653'] It's just a red herring. [/quote] No, it's Red October. Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 17, 2015 Author Posted October 17, 2015 JK, John Kay, Carol Kaye, K.D. Laing, and KC and the Sunshine Band want to work together. Their initial rehearsal is this coming Wednesday. Quote
leschirons Posted October 18, 2015 Posted October 18, 2015 Having recently returned from Pelham in the Gravesend district, I can confirm that it is in fact, the same colour as other areas on the Kent / London border and not, contrary to popular belief, blue. Quote
leschirons Posted October 18, 2015 Posted October 18, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1444827454' post='2886435'] Paper Lace, The Scissor Sisters and Joss Stone are joining together to cover the Miley Cyrus song "Decisions". They have no idea and way of deciding who should take the first chorus however. [/quote] Joss has now been replaced by Kid Rock. Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 19, 2015 Author Posted October 19, 2015 [quote name='leschirons' timestamp='1445158595' post='2889115'] Joss has now been replaced by Kid Rock. [/quote] Well France has always been fond of the Yanks Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 21, 2015 Author Posted October 21, 2015 Sam, Patti, Hurricane, Will and Bessie are forming a Band to do Morrissey Cover versions. They are scratching around for a name. Quote
pfretrock Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 I really do think Hurricane Smith should let Morrissey's stuff die. Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 22, 2015 Author Posted October 22, 2015 All Suzi Quattro's early stuff is in 4/4 time Quote
ras52 Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1445519858' post='2892097'] All Suzi Quattro's early stuff is in 4/4 time [/quote] When did she add the second 't' to her surname? As part of a later deal with Audi....? Quote
jacko Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 She can regularly be seen driving her audi down devilgate drive Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 22, 2015 Author Posted October 22, 2015 [quote name='ras52' timestamp='1445523983' post='2892133'] When did she add the second 't' to her surname? As part of a later deal with Audi....? [/quote] She did a Tony Bennet Quote
pfretrock Posted October 22, 2015 Posted October 22, 2015 [quote name='ras52' timestamp='1445523983' post='2892133'] When did she add the second 't' to her surname? [/quote] She picked up a t in the park. Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 22, 2015 Author Posted October 22, 2015 [quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1445541927' post='2892333'] She picked up a t in MacArthur Park. [/quote] Corrected it for you Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 Mascaraed School refusnik Alice Cooper and 'Easy Rider' sound trackers Steppenwolf are collaborating. As is usual in these instances, they are struggling for a band name. Quote
Dad3353 Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Breaking news..! Bold title edit provokes panic and dismay amongst avid music forum members..! "Heads will roll..." promised an anonymous Mod, wearing little more than a tin helmet and a worried frown. "How can we know when the topic's to be censored, eh..?" grumbled another masked Admin member. A counselling service has been set up to try to help those lost without this important daily dose of information; the Helpline number is published on the Home page. Can the pages of History be turned back..? Will the count return..? Has this gone too far..? Is Jello really bouncy when frozen..? Answers to these tough questions and more in our next bulletin. And now for the weather... (... [i]Continues on Page 27[/i] ...) Edited October 24, 2015 by Dad3353 Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) Dear Factfile Reader. I've decided it's time to let go and allow you to work out the number of views from the info on the General Lounge Title Page. Baby Steps I know, but you are strong independent Bass Players and I know you can do this on your own. Break free from the shackles of the Factfile Tyranny and read the number of views details yourself. Wonder why 161,000 viewers (plus) have read this crap, and speculate how you will never get back the hours you have spent trying to work out what it all means. In a few days the Topic will be 1 Year old. Please don't embarrass the Topic with tawdry and meaningless Birthday Gifts but think of a worthwhile Charity, double the value of the gift you would send to them and Paypal the cash equivalent to me at [email="[email protected]"][email protected][/email]. Edited October 24, 2015 by yorks5stringer Quote
Dad3353 Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Breaking news..! Tawdry charity scam exposed as massive fraud..! Flying Squad inspectors swoop on bogus email account containing almost more than an alleged sum of £22.16 or more ..! Thousands bamboozled into contributing; luckily, most gave a very modest sum, slightly less than £0.01. Tax experts estimate that the exchequer have been swindled out of quite a lot by this cunning scheme, which may well have succeeded, had it not been for the astute observations and erstwhile reporting actions of a little-known forum Mod, who, for obvious reasons, wishes to retain anonimity. This scandal, uncovered in the nick of ... (Continues on Pages 47-52 ...) Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 25, 2015 Author Posted October 25, 2015 [quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1445731912' post='2893799'] Breaking news..! Tawdry charity scam exposed as massive fraud..! Flying Squad inspectors swoop on bogus email account containing almost more than an alleged sum of £22.16 or more ..! Thousands bamboozled into contributing; luckily, most gave a very modest sum, slightly less than £0.01. Tax experts estimate that the exchequer have been swindled out of quite a lot by this cunning scheme, which may well have succeeded, had it not been for the astute observations and erstwhile reporting actions of a little-known forum Mod, who, for obvious reasons, wishes to retain anonimity. This scandal, uncovered in the nick of ... (Continues on Pages 47-52 ...) [/quote] [attachment=203619:blonde-police-woman.jpg] Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 26, 2015 Author Posted October 26, 2015 The previous photo was 'A Fair Cop'.... In other news, Hamilton Bohannon, Wolf Alice, The Lotus Eaters and Toto have joined together to do a version of 'Mercedes Benz'. Can't think why.... Quote
Dad3353 Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1445818189' post='2894515'] The previous photo was 'A Fair Cop'.... [/quote] [quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1445818189' post='2894515']... In other news, Hamilton Bohannon, Wolf Alice, The Lotus Eaters and Toto have joined together to do a version of 'Mercedes Benz'. Can't think why.... [/quote] ... and also, the bands Da!, Swell and Toto have signed a deal for a VW jingle, but can't agree on a suitable name. Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 26, 2015 Author Posted October 26, 2015 Further to the trend of F1 releases, Malcolm McLaren, Robbie Williams and Simply Red Bull are releasing a version of Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" Quote
pfretrock Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) This topic seems to be suffering a bit due to the surfeit of overweight tribute bands. Saxophonist Junior Porker, of The All Stars, said in a statement today, he was not unduly worried by this, there were still plenty of well paying gigs to be had. Edited October 27, 2015 by pfretrock Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 27, 2015 Author Posted October 27, 2015 Surprised no-one came up with 'Fats Domino', although he has been mentioned on here before a few times Quote
yorks5stringer Posted October 30, 2015 Author Posted October 30, 2015 [sub]Latest collaboration to be announced is Teddy Pendergrass and the Bare Naked Ladies.[/sub] Quote
tauzero Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 With the advent of tracking apps and GPS on mobile phones, Peter Sarstedt is considering reissuing "Where do you go to my lovely?" with amended lyrics but is concerned that it may leave him open to charges of stalking. Quote
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