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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1449618212' post='2925352']
Dr Feelgood and Lindisfarne are releasing their recent collaboration on Island Records.
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Business analysts have predicted that global warming is set to make Island Records eclipse Sony BMG.

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[quote name='pfretrock' timestamp='1449661492' post='2925640']
Business analysts have predicted that global warming is set to make Island Records eclipse Sony BMG.
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Is that based on last year's Harvest? It may come from people with Charisma from across the Atlantic but it's not a Universal view.... hang on, sorry about that ringing from the other room, it's my Parlour Phone.

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[quote name='ras52' timestamp='1449663873' post='2925684']
Is that based on last year's Harvest? It may come from people with Charisma from across the Atlantic but it's not a Universal view.... hang on, sorry about that ringing from the other room, it's my Parlour Phone.
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no idea at all, it came over the Horizon, right out of the Blue.

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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1449678296' post='2925898']
James Bay, City Lights and The Hi Rollers have collaborated on a single. Their Facebook pages indicate they are looking for a name for the new Band.
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How about Sit Down? That's one of James's Hi-Lights...

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Hot news literally. The Britney Spears Haircare Range will be available again from your local LIDL Store, from Thursday 17th December, limited stocks. I'm particularly taken by the Hot Air Brush at £7.99.

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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1450136958' post='2930023']
I'm particularly taken by the Hot Air Brush at £7.99.
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You, and any customers they may have :D

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[quote name='alyctes' timestamp='1450311112' post='2931686']

You, and any customers they may have :D
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You've clearly never visited Lidl on a Thursday, it's like Black Friday except it's not black and, err, not Friday

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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1450312721' post='2931700']
You've clearly never visited Lidl on a Thursday, it's like Black Friday except it's not black and, err, not Friday
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That seems to cover the available options well :)

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One hit 60's pop band Unit 4 + 2 got their name after band member's successful attendance at Alcoholics Anonymous. After two sessions they were down to 4 units of alcohol each per day (+ 2 extra at weekends). Concrete evidence that AA works.

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[quote name='tauzero' timestamp='1450389541' post='2932396']
The late Sonny Bono was not, in fact, the son of golden-tonsilled U2 frontman Bono. He was his father.
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Speaking of golden tonsils, Dutch band 'Golden Earring' were out of work actors before they made it big. They dedicated their first hit to their previous profession, 'Rada Love'

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[quote name='yorks5stringer' timestamp='1450396313' post='2932490']
Vocoder addict Cher was originally named Chair but was advised to change her name by Tom Barker- Knoll.
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Cher attributes her looks to a strict diet, her food advisor is Tom Parker Bowles. She does however avoid the pork scratchings.

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Irish new band Nothing 2 were finding it hard to gain any success until they heard compatriot songstress Sinead O'Connor singing "Nothing Compares 2 U", at which point they compared Nothing to U and decided in favour of the latter.

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