chaypup Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1415298669' post='2599007'] I do - I find it very disappointing when he shows up looking like an accountant on dress-down Friday. Button-down collars? He used to look like this, for God's sake!! [/quote] A rare sighting of the first male camel toe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 [quote name='chaypup' timestamp='1415361233' post='2599572'] A rare sighting of the first male camel toe. [/quote] Gaze ye not upon the camel toes of the dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK Jale Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 [quote name='molan' timestamp='1415275000' post='2598613'] I keep getting this email: [i]"Brown haired bassist wanted for hard rock band. Long hair. Over 22."[/i] That's it, the entire message I wonder if they get many replies. . . [/quote] This is hilarious... I know of this ad, as this person has been posting the very same thing to a music facebook page I'm associated with for nearly a year now. Blonde hair, brown hair... rhythm, lead, bass... it varies, but always the same. The advertiser is from Miami, Florida and I can't be arsed to find their real ID but IMO they're on some fetish vibe, deeply deluded, or very sad indeed. Weird world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 [quote name='KK Jale' timestamp='1415412334' post='2600177'] I know of this ad, as this person has been posting the very same thing to a music facebook page I'm associated with for nearly a year now. Blonde hair, brown hair... rhythm, lead, bass... it varies, but always the same. The advertiser is from Miami, Florida and I can't be arsed to find their real ID but IMO they're on some fetish vibe, deeply deluded, or very sad indeed. [/quote] Maybe these hairy musicians are being lured to a weird and perverted death. Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK Jale Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 (edited) [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Yes! Once abused by a guitar-picking longhair, now taking brutal revenge. The innocents come to audition bearing Les Pauls and a hopeful smile, but they leave trussed like turkeys in the trunk of a monkeyshit brown Chevrolet, bound for a shallow grave. [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]But wait! Here comes Vince Bradley, hunky but sensitive true rock believer whose young sister was once cruelly dissed at a My Chemical Romance show, blighting her life forever. Only he can break Giselle's vicious cycle of death and degradation...[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]It's a screenplay!!! *opens new document*[/font][/color] Edited November 9, 2014 by KK Jale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 [quote name='KK Jale' timestamp='1415414954' post='2600187'] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]It's a screenplay!!! *opens new document*[/font][/color] [/quote] Get on with it! I'll take two points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK Jale Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 TWO points? Outrageous! You chiseller. Okay, done. BTW if the advertiser isn't lying about name and location, it's a 52 year old woman... [url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?&app=forums&module=extras§ion=legends#"][/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) [quote name='KK Jale' timestamp='1415544422' post='2601295'] ..if the advertiser isn't lying about name and location, it's a 52 year old woman... [/quote] Ah-ha! Weird sex/mid-life crisis funny-old-woman menopause shenanigans, if I'm not much mistaken. Just like the current mrs discreet. Edited November 9, 2014 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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